Chapter 1: we arrive home...
After Ed and Al return from there journies to the east and west of Amestris, they decide to meet back at home to tell tales and share stories and secrets of their various adventures.
Ed is the first to arive home, seemingly pissed at winry for some other reason. Granny clearly didn't help by stating '' you haven't grown at all, I bet Al is probably twice your size!''
Ed clearly didn't take this comment well as he continued to ramble on about granny being an old washed up fart who stank like ass and needed to die in a hole.
Granny replied by throwing a spade to Ed and saying '' start digging, if I'm going to die in a hole, it better be nice''
After a while a small figure appeared in the distance, it was Al. On closer inspection, Al had grown a lot more muscle and looked in good shape.
''See I told u Ed, he is taller and better looking than u, I'd rather have him dig the hole.''
Ed was about to use his prize comeback which envoled some choice words when he took a large wrench to the forehead, coming from non other that Winry.
'' Al is back and all you too dumbshits can think about arguing?!'' Said Winry
''Yeah, but why didn't granny get a metalic object lodged into the front of her skull like me?!'' Cried ED
Al decided to do what was right and suggest that they go inside and hound down whatever food was in the house...