Disclaimer: dudes, I don't own Naruto! I hope you ppl are smart enough to remember this cuz I don't feel like typin this down for every chapter!
20 Ways To Annoy Gaara
1. Steal his sand.
2. Ask him why he doesn't have a proper last name.
3. Ask him why he keeps stealing Temari's eyeliner.
4. Tell him Lee has a crush on him.
5. Tell him that killing was so last year's news.
6. Make him listen to Naruto babble about becoming Hokage. (that could drive us all nuts)
7. Put him in a closet with a clown for 24 hours.
8. Take away his teddy bear. (you no the one he always carried around as a child)
9. Make him wear a bright pink frilly dress.
10. Put ribbons in his hair.
11. Spray him with a water gun.
12. Send him on a fake mission.
13. Unleash fangirls on him.
14. EAT MUFFINS! (i don't no I just thought I'd throw something random in there. o.O)
15. Decorate his room with My Little Pony posters.
16. Make him listen to Paris Hilton sing. (srry if you're a fan of her)
17. Shave his head to look like a mo-hawk then dye it limegreen.
18. Give him bear hugs.
19. When it's Christmas make him dress up like one of Santa's elves.
20. Last but not least, show this list to everyone in Suna...and Konoha for that matter!
WARNING: I am not responsible for your death if you attempt any of the above. Have a nice day!