Disclaimer: I do not own Camp Lazlo in anyway. All rights are reserved and restricted to Joe Murray and Cartoon Network.
This is a little fan fiction I'm working on for Camp Lazlo. It's a "Know Your Stars" spoof I hope you'll all enjoy. If not, then you can just go jump in a lake. Chuckles lightly Anyway, I hope you guys like it.
Know Your Stars: Camp Lazlo Style
by DisneyBlue02
As the camera comes into focus, we see Lazlo seated in a chair in the middle of the empty All That: Know Your Stars room.
Know Your Stars Guy: "Know your stars... know your stars... know your stars... know your stars... know your stars."
Lazlo: "Huh? Who said that?"
Know Your Stars Guy: "Lazlo... He wears his underwear outside his clothes."
Lazlo: "Hahahahaha! No I don't, that's silly."
Know Your Stars Guy: "Lazlo... He's engaged to marry the Migrating Mulberry Tree."
Lazlo: "What? What're you talking about? Scoutmaster Lumpus married the Migrating Mulberry Tree."
Know Your Stars Guy: "Lazlo... He sleeps in the nude."
Sweat drops from Lazlo's brow as he laughs nervously.
Lazlo: "Uh... no I don't."
Know Your Stars Guy: "Yes you do. I heard you say that to Edward when you and the other scouts were on a field trip to the swamp."
Lazlo: "You were at the swamp too?!"
Know Your Stars Guy: "Ah-ha! I knew it!"
Lazlo: "Knew what?"
Know Your Stars Guy: "You DO sleep in the nude."
Lazlo's face goes into a frown.
Lazlo: "I didn't say that, you did!"
Know Your Stars Guy: Lazlo... is secretly Jake Spidermonkey's (from My Gym Partner's a Monkey) cousin."
Lazlo: "Prove it!"
Know Your Stars Guy tosses a wallet to Lazlo. Lazlo opens it and sees pictures of him and Jake sitting on a park bench.
Lazlo: "We just met each other one day and hung out after we did that spoof with Eduardo!"
Know Your Stars Guy: "Oh yeah, the one where you said that you're all monkeys."
Lazlo: "Yeah, that's the one!"
Know Your Stars: "Okay. But you're still cousins."
Lazlo: "No we're not!"
Know Your Stars Guy: "Lazlo... He's wearing Rainbow Monkey undies!!!"
Lazlo: "WHAT?! No I'm not! You take that back!!!"
Know Your Stars Guy: "Now you know... Lazlo: the monkey cousin of Jake Spidermonkey and fiance to the Migrating Mulberry Tree who wears Rainbow Monkey undies outside his clothes and sleeps in the nude!"
The camera starts to back away.
Lazlo: "No they don't! And I do NOT wear Rainbow Monkey undies! Hey, where are going?! Come back here, I'm not finished with you!!!"
Okay, so that's my first chapter. My next victim is Patsy Smiles. If anybody has any ideas on what I can say about her, by all means, let me know and you'll see what happens. Till then, I'll be looking forward to your reviews.