I'm not Rumiko Takahashi and I don't own Urusei Yatsura. I also am not Vince McMahon and I don't own WWE/WWF.

Osamu do you ever learn

Chapter 1 The story continues

Osamu kept walking in circles. "That stupid girl. She was my slave, she had no right to whip me." Osamu started complaining "She will be my slave again. And her husband, we'll just kill him and his friends. TO EARTH WE GO!" He shouted

Somewhere in Tokyo Ataru and Lum were having their honeymoon. "Darling this is so much fun." said Lum. "Yes it is dear. You know ever since I beat Osamu I haven't had the erg to flirt with other girls." Ataru said laughing. "Darling it doesn't sting anymore." Lum said feeling her back. "That's awesome dear hopefully like you said it will be gone in a year." Ataru said hopefully. "I hope so I would not like to remember that horrible experience." Lum said while feeling her neck to make sure the collar wasn't there. "Yes and if he comes back he better not plan on enslaving you. Cause if he is it would be a huge mistake." Then Ataru looked at the clock: 8:59. "Ah! WWF's on tonight. And their doing a Japanese tour. " Ataru had become a wrestling fan ever since he freed Lum from slavery. Because he freed her by wrestling and using the spear. "Darling you have an obsession with wrestling now." Lum said disappointed "Well I'll go take a walk while you watch wrestling." "Ok" Ataru said plainly

"Come on Hogan, kick Ted DiBiase's butt." Right then on WWF superstars an Alien ship came crashing through the roof. "HEY THAT'S A PLANET CRO SHIP!" Ataru yelled. "Ataru Moroboshi I know your listening. Look what I got." Osamu said as he held Lum in his arms. "LUM!" Ataru yelled. "Don't try and follow me this time security's tougher now. She's my slave and that will never change again." Osamu said. Ataru watched hopelessly as his wife is once again being enslaved.

Authors Note: I thought I'd add some WWE references to this sequel fanfic.