Obligatory crap about me owning nothing
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I OWN NUTTING, NOT EVEN THIS ACCENT
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Chapter one, What a jackass
James Lipton(with blank stare on his face): Every so often, a game comes out that changes the genre of its
type, FOREVER! If you want to get that game, get Final Fantasy VIII, the best game EVER! We have here
today, mister Squall Lionheart, the star of that game. Mister Lionheart, it is a pleasure to have you here
Squall: ...Whatever
James: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha(blank stare) you are uproarious!
Squall: ...Whatever, just give me the money your secretary promised
James: What secretary?
Squall: Sorry, it must have been an acid flashback.
James: Anyway it is time for the dreaded questions of Monsieur Le Blanc de bloom un pa we y un choco de
da wa un lamme un de cha.
Squall:(sweatdrops) what?
James: First, what is your favorite curse word
Squall: hmm, Rinoa
James: that is not a curse word
Squall: yes it is, you haven't lived with her.
James:(quietly)thats what you think
Squall: WHAT!!!
James: nothing, now...
Squall: No, what did you say!!!
James: you are uproarious hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha(stares blankly)
Squall: ...The hell?
Zell(at Balamb): Dammit, he stole my line! Wait, where are my underpants? ...The hell?
James: (still staring blankly) what would you like to hear upon reaching heaven?
Squall: Well, I'd like to hear, "Squall, it looks like you're going to hell because you murdered James Lipton
after raping and killing his wife, his dog, his kids, his hairdresser, the audience, some french guy named
Pierre that never knew him, and Seifer.
James: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, you are uproarious!
Squall: That's it, (Squall rapes and kills James Lipton's wife, his dog, his hairdresser, the audience, some French guy named Pierre that never knew him, and Seifer.
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So what did you think, be nice it's my first fic.
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I OWN NUTTING, NOT EVEN THIS ACCENT
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Chapter one, What a jackass
James Lipton(with blank stare on his face): Every so often, a game comes out that changes the genre of its
type, FOREVER! If you want to get that game, get Final Fantasy VIII, the best game EVER! We have here
today, mister Squall Lionheart, the star of that game. Mister Lionheart, it is a pleasure to have you here
Squall: ...Whatever
James: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha(blank stare) you are uproarious!
Squall: ...Whatever, just give me the money your secretary promised
James: What secretary?
Squall: Sorry, it must have been an acid flashback.
James: Anyway it is time for the dreaded questions of Monsieur Le Blanc de bloom un pa we y un choco de
da wa un lamme un de cha.
Squall:(sweatdrops) what?
James: First, what is your favorite curse word
Squall: hmm, Rinoa
James: that is not a curse word
Squall: yes it is, you haven't lived with her.
James:(quietly)thats what you think
Squall: WHAT!!!
James: nothing, now...
Squall: No, what did you say!!!
James: you are uproarious hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha(stares blankly)
Squall: ...The hell?
Zell(at Balamb): Dammit, he stole my line! Wait, where are my underpants? ...The hell?
James: (still staring blankly) what would you like to hear upon reaching heaven?
Squall: Well, I'd like to hear, "Squall, it looks like you're going to hell because you murdered James Lipton
after raping and killing his wife, his dog, his kids, his hairdresser, the audience, some french guy named
Pierre that never knew him, and Seifer.
James: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, you are uproarious!
Squall: That's it, (Squall rapes and kills James Lipton's wife, his dog, his hairdresser, the audience, some French guy named Pierre that never knew him, and Seifer.
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So what did you think, be nice it's my first fic.