Peeta, Gale, and Katniss all live together in a white house, in the land of Panem (a.k.a. Fairytale Land :D)
So in Fairytale Land, the food moves. Like the cabbage hops around, waiting for you to capture it with some kind of contraption. So... ya! Reviews would be helpful :)
"Good morning, world!" says Peeta, the cheery, clueless unicorn.
"Good morning Peeta, how are you today?" replies the world.
"Wait I didn't expect you to answer me! You can't talk!"
"Oh."
"Shut up, Peeta!" says Gale, the grumpy unicorn.
"Don't be so mean!" says Katniss, the caring unicorn.
"I just told him to shut up! That's not mean..." Gale mumbles.
"Yess it wasss!" Peeta singsongs.
A bright yellow butterfly flies into their house, and lands on the table.
"Ohhhh! Look! It's a pretty butterfly!" Peeta shouts.
"SHUT UP PEETA! I'M TRYING TO TEACH KATNISS HOW TO CATCH CARROTS!" yells Gale, who is very frustrated.
"I already know how to catch carrots! You have to teach me how to catch apples! Duh!" says Katniss.
"Whatever."
"I'm a little butterfly, light and cute! Here are my wings and here are my eyes!" Peeta sings, in the tune of the teapot song.
Gale stomps out of the house, his mane flying everywhere. He turns the corner, and-
"AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!"
…...
Ok then.
"I refuse to live with this little nincompoop!" says Gale.
Peeta and Katniss gasps, for nincompoop is a bad word.
"No foul language!" says Katniss.
"Gale said a bad word! Gale said a bad word!" Peeta sings, galloping around the house, trying to catch the butterfly.
So this is it for Chapter 1, it's a bad ending, but I couldn't think of anything else to write about. I hoped you liked Unicorns of Panem :)
Credits to Winter Tiger, who helped me make the butterfly song! Check out her fanfics!
More chapters to come soon! :)