Spin the Bottle
It was the last day of filming for series six. The Wedding of River Song had just been completed. The entire cast and crew had gotten something to drink. Some of them had a little too much.
"Kaaaaareeen, Arrrrthuuuuuuur," Matt said drunkinly. "Wanna play spin the bottle?"
"We aren'tinhighschoolMatt!" Karen said, slurring her words.
"Please?" he said, pouting like a child. "It'll be fun!"
"Fine," said Karen.
"Fine," said Arthur. The three of them went into a side room, taking an empty wine bottle with them.
"Arthur you spin first," said Matt. Arthur spun. It landed on Matt.
"Ew! Nooooooo," said Arthur. Karen giggled maniacally.
"You have to!" she exclaimed. "You have to you have to you have to!"
"Fine!" Arthur sloppily kissed Matt somewhere near the mouth. Karen screamed with joy.
"Now you, Matt" said Arthur. He spun and it landed on Karen. The look in Matt's eyes changed from humorous to determined. He pinned her to the wall and started kissing her hard. She kissed him back. Arthur was confused. Their kiss was escalating quickly. Matt was moving his hand to the bottom of her shirt when the door opened. Steven Moffat walked in.
"If you two do anything in here, I swear, I will make you come into work tomorrow and clean it all up!" Karen giggled and Matt blushed.
"Sorry Moff," said Matt. "Nothing was gonna happen, don't worry." As they left, Matt shot Karen a look saying that if he had his way, something certainly would have happened.