(A pathfinder slowly makes his way into range of a few hundred Red Guards.)
Red Guard #1: (dies of a headshot)
Red Guard #2: What the hell was that?
Red Guard #3: What?
Red Guard #2: The guy in front of us just died!
Red Guard #3: This happens all the time. It's natural. No one is to blame. It's like a disease.
Red Guard #2: A shot in the head isn't a natural end!
Red Guard #3: Yes it is. My grandpa died when he swam in a headshot- infected pool.
Red Guard#2: Hey, uh, there's a gun that is jabbing you.
Red Guard #3: It's natural. This happens all the time. I won't die. It's not like it's an American gun.
Pathfinder: Dumbasses.
Red Guard #2: I just heard someone call you a dumbass.
Red Guard #3: Probably the wind.
(The Pathfinder shoots)
Red Guard #3: Errogh! The wind shot me!
Red Guard #2: The wind doesn't shoot!
(Red Guard #3 dies. The pathfinder starts to dance around Red Guard #2)
Red Guard #2: That is one weird looking plant. It even has a gun! But, it's a plant. It can't hurt me!
Pathfinder: That is a real gun I have. I am sent by General Granger to shoot you. I will kill you!
Red Guard #2: That is real funny, plant! I like y-
(A shot rings out. Red Guard #2 is dead. )
Red Guard #4: Nature makes such weird noises. That just sounded like a bull-
(Red Guard #4 dies as the pathfinder shoots him)
Pathfinder: That was way too easy! This is definitely a promotion!