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Alucard was exploring the world and one day he happened to find a small town called forks.
As he stalked into town, he sniffed the air. He whistled when he found no scent of vampires. Was this even the town? The sign said La Push.... No it was more of the village. 'Ah well' he thought.
Alucard began to walk on the beach. Some kids were taller than others. One man was in a wheelchair. Alucard felt a tugging on his jacket. He looked down at a little girl smiling at him. "Hi big scawwy wooking guy." (dont look at me this was purely angies idea.) she said. He smirked his eyes glinting at the five year old child. "Claire! Don't do that!" yelled a taller boy who was running to the child. He had short black hair and was tall. "Sorry sir. She likes to run off when im not looking." Alucard's smirk widened.
"That's fine kid. I quite enjoyed her company," Alucard said. The boy smiled and picked up the small girl. "I'm Quil. This is Claire." "Alucard its a pleasure to meet you." Alucard bowed. "Your pretty tall. No offense but you also have a odd name." Claire reached out to the tall man in the red cloak. Alucard questioned Quil with his eyes. "She wants you to hold her." Alucard smirk somehow grew wider. He took the child that Quil handed to him. After 30 seconds he put her down not wanting to hold the struggling child. Quil watched him warily.
Alucard smiled at the boy in front of him. "This may sound a bit odd but I'm looking for any disturbances." Quil looked confused.
"Has anything unnatural happened around here?" Quil looked thoughtful. "Follow me." Alucard smirked as he watched Quil run into the trees. Alucard faded and appeared behind Quil. "Why are we out here?" Alucard asked making the boy jump. "Whoa.....uh.....Stay here." Alucard frowned. "Don't be to long im not one for waiting." Quil disappeared into the brush.
Sometime after Alucard heard a howl. Smirking he walked calmly to where the source was. He saw a grey wolf. Not just any wolf, but it was at least the size of a horse. Alucard wasn't really impressed. This grey wolf was howling. He walked up to the and studied him.
"Your not very impressive, Quil." Quil jumped again and starred at Alucard very shocked.
'How does he keep...'
"Sneaking up on you?" Alucard guessed. Quil's wolfish face looked surprised.
Suddenly, very low snarls, not just one but six, erupted around the smirking man.
"Oh Hello. I was wondering when you'd make yourselves known."
A very big black wolf stepped forward. He was baring his fangs at Alucard. The man laughed loudly.
"How wonderful!" Alucard clapped as he tipped his hat towards the wolves. The smallest wolf's fur was like sand. The biggest had russet fur. "You want to know what I want. That answer is simple. I'm looking for vampires." The rumble probably symbolized laughing.
"You know. Fangs, moves fast, drinks blood, red eyes, lived for years."
'The vampires here don't drink human blood. They also don't have fangs,' Thought the black one.
Alucard's smirk dropped as he was told this. "A vampire without fangs... is a disgrace to all vampires. A vampire who does not drink human blood is a traitor. They must be dealt with." Alucard's hat disappeared along with his glasses and cloak. His clothes changed to black leather. The wolves starred at the red eyed man who was smiling wickedly. His fangs protruding from his pale lips and shown brightly. He pulled out two pistols. Not ordinary ones, but seriously long ones that no human should or could possess.
'What are you?' Asked the female. Everyone heard the question. "A true... vampire." Alucard disappeared into thin air.
Forks
Alucard was wearing his hat. No cloak or sunglasses. Just his hat and leather suit. He was looking for the presence of the vampires. This one girl with brown hair and brown eyes ran into him.
"Oh sorry," she said. Alucard nodded and looked at the pale boy beside her. He could smell the animal blood that seemed to radiate off the boy in waves. "You need to shower boy." The bronze haired boy looked puzzled. "Why?" he asked. He seemed way too graceful.
"Because you reek to high heaven," Alucard retorted smiling. The boy's eyes widened. The girl starred between the two. It was odd that he said Edward smelled bad.
"You're a disgrace, aren't you? Please take me to the rest of you." Alucard's voice was demanding. The boy was still puzzled.
"Disgrace? Of what, may I ask, am I a disgrace of?"
"Simple. Vampires." It was quiet other then the people around them. Edward shook his head. Alucard smirked. He then proceeded to look for the people Edward had pictured in his mind.
First he went after the shorter blonde male. Alucard found him somewhere in the forest.
"Oh hello. I do believe you know the way out of this wretched forest, correct?" Alucard asked smiling. The blonde looked at him and nodded.
"Over that way." The blonde pointed to the East.
"Thank you, but I didn't need to know that." Alucard then pulled out his gun and shot Jasper between the eyes.
Next was the small girl, Alice. She must have seen it coming and met Alucard outside the house.
"You killed him," she cried. Alucard smiled.
"Of course I did. I will kill you all for being a disgrace to the title Vampire."
Alice couldn't respond. He had shot her twice. One in the forehead and the other in the heart.
He stalked to a field and saw two of the miserable beings. One was a beautiful blonde female and the other was a strong male. They noticed Alucard walking towards them.
"Oh... um... Hi," said the male. The female was set back down and Alucard's smirk grew bigger.
"May I test your strength?" he asked the male.
"Sure but you won't win though." Alucard's smirk grew even wider if sat into an arm wrestling position and then started. Emmet was straining while Alucard looked bored. That is... until Alucard ripped Emmett's arm clean off. The blood poured from his body as he screamed in agony. Alucard lifted the arm above his head and let the blood drip into his open mouth.
"Yum... Not as good as a human's blood but still good." Rosalie was horrified as she watched her husband get torn apart and bleed to death. Rosalie screamed but her head was ripped off from just trying to get away.
Carlisle and Esme were next. They were easy to find and track down. Alucard was curious about these vampires. They had no fangs. They fed from animals. They were abominations. Alucard could smell the blood of a half-human in the house as well. Alucard went after the "vampires" first. Alucard walked in and starred back at the two adults.
"May I look at your fangs?" Alucard asked.
"We do not know what you are talking about."
"I know you're a "vampire"," Alucard said. You could hear the quotation marks in his voice. Carlisle carefully studied the smiling man.
"We do not have fangs." Alucard smirked wider.
"I do." Alucard smiled to where his teeth showed. His long fangs poked at his bottom lip. He faded and appeared behind Carlisle and sunk his teeth into his pale neck. The blood spilled over the doctor's shoulder. Esme gasped as Carlisle fell to the floor, dead. Esme attempted to escape but Alucard enclosed her in darkness. He ripped her in half and watched the blood flow around her.
Alucard made his way towards the child that was somewhere in the house.
"Huh. You are only half pathetic."
"Pathetic? Since when is a vampire pathetic?"
"You are no vampire. But I can make you one." Alucard picked up the girl and bit her neck! He left the child wallowing with his venom running through her veins.
Alucard was approached by both Edward and Bella running at him. They were obviously enraged.
"You bastard! What did you do to my family?!"
"Destroyed their existences'."
"Why?!" Edward asked.
"Because you are all disgraceful vampires." Edward moved and attacked from behind. Alucard grabbed Edward's face and forced his head into the ground. He proceeded to rip the skin off of his face. The blood poured from the muscle. Edward screamed in pain. It wasn't a pained yelp but an anguished scream. Bella moved to attack as well, ut Alucard shot her knees. She exploded into flames and screamed.
Edward's blood pooled near him and Alucard laughed and placed the gun at Edward's forehead. When he pulled the trigger however it clicked.
"Oops. Forgot to reload." Alucard smirked and reloaded the giant pistol. He cocked the gun with his teeth. He then emptied the clip into Edward's body and head.
Alucard walked off with his new fledgling towards the airport so they could go to England. Or Alucard would rather: return to his coffin.