Me: Ahaha still bored, so I was playing Sims 3 and these happened so I decided to write about my Sims stupidity and my overreactions to them. Sadly I couldn't find any, so I have nothing to base it off of

Jace: She doesn't own Sims 3 (well she owns a game off it but she didn't create it) And you'll learn why I'm here even though this isn't my genre.

Lily sighed and closed out off YouTube. She'd seen the video four times already, it got old. She decided to start a new family in Sims 3 and base it off of Jace and Clary from the Mortal Instruments.

(An Hour Later)

"Yes, Jace, just bloody put the baby down and sleep. Its not like she'll die from hunger, at least you get five minutes of sleep!" Lily grumbled. "CLARY STOP PETTING THE HORSE AND FEED YOUR BABY."

"WAIT NO JACE STOP EXCERCISING STOP IT YOUR BUFF ENOUGH NOW GO BE A FATHER. CLARY FOR GODS SAKE YOU'RE BARELY HUNGRY NOW GO PUT MADISON IN HER CRIB GOD YOU GUYS SUCK AS PARENTS."

"Oh great you're having another because you weren't busy enough with the first-Oh my god Madison is a toddler WAIT WHAT ARE YOU WEARING WHY DO YOU HAVE A BUZZCUT GOD"

"That's it I'm so done with these Sims how are they so bad at parenting." "WAIT WHY ARE YOU CLOSING OUT NO I DIDNT SAVE Oh thank god it was just minimized."

(Another hour later)

"I'm gonna name him after Pewdiepie wait what was his real name again...Oh yeah Felix I hope I don't regret this." "Jace please no pick Madison up and see your new child STOP PETTING THE FREAKIN CAT"

"What kind of babysitter are you? You just left in the middle of the job Madison could die now children these days." "I do yet don't want Felix to be ginger hah next time I'm making the Doctor's 13th regeneration ginger."

"Oh it's their birthday ok Clary to make it easier just sign Madison up for boarding school." "I already regret sending Madison away." "Oh Felix is blonde that's okay though I feel bad for Clary."

"Oh their having another kid ha I'll name her Athena after the Greek goddess, all of who's children are blonde I'm gonna laugh if she's the only ginger one. Oh yeah they had a kid without Madison realizing whatever."

"Madison's a teenager now she's coming home. WHY ARE YOU WEARING A BATHING SUIT WHAT HAPPENS AT BOARDING SCHOOLS!?" "Hahaha Athena's ginger and the other two are blonde."

"Yes Jace go teach Madison how to drive." "OH MY GOD THAT CAR JUST WENT THROUGH THEIRS WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL. I wish there could actually be car crashes that would be interesting."

"OH MY GOD JACE IS GONE FOR FIVE MINUTES AND YOU FRICKIN SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE FELIX THIS WAS YOUR FAULT WASN'T IT" "Clary STOP STANDING IN THE FIRE. OK FIREMAN PUT THE FIRE OUT AND STOP FLIRTING WITH CLARY SHES MARRIED."

"Ok good job firemen the fire is out. Wait Clary how did you just set yourself on fire the fire is put out." "CLARY FOR GODS SAKE YOU JUST SET THE HOUSE BACK ON FIRE" "Oh great the firemen are still here and NOT DOING THEIR JOB."

"Aaaand Clary died. Great they were bad enough parents alone now Jace is stuck with three kids-wait when did someone break the sink." "Oh my god Madison stop not doing your homework."

"Oh it's Prom and Madison doesn't even have a group of friends to go with. Whatever-oh wait she made a friend OHMYGOD WHAT IS THAT. I'll just fix him up a bit-oh he's evil good choice Madison."

"You little...gah I can't curse anyways WHY WOULDNT YOU GO TO PROM WITH MADISON YOU JUST CUDDLED WITH HER UNDER THE STARS." "Why would you live you friend home while you went to school jerk."

"Madison stop walking and bloody drive to school OH GREAT YOUR LATE."

(Madison Back Home)

"Jace she didn't skip school she was just late SHES GROUNDED OH NUH UH SHE GONNA WALK OUT RIGHT NOW AND GO ON A DATE WITH MR NO PROM." "Wow she left right in front of you and you do nothing great parenting Jace."

"That's it just let her off the hook sneaking out is too much work." "Oh yeah NOW you'll go to Prom whatever just date." "Wait why is his dad a vampire." "Oh my god just GO TO SCHOOL STOP DELETING MY ACTIONS."

"That's it I'm done with this family."

Lily then clicked save and quit before eating cake.