Author's Note: So yeah… I'm back after a century and a half with another chap folks! To those who were previously reading this; I apologize for the wait. Life happens and sometimes ya have to deal with it. Enjoy!

*Edit- Randomly found this little tidbit sitting in my documents. I don't even remember typing this, but let's just go with it...

Disclaimer: Meh Gecko: It (yes my owner will not allow me to state their gender. Talk about paranoid sheesh…) does not own the Teen Titans sadly.

Lit: Hey! You never know nowadays what kind of creepers there are lurking in the shadows.

Gecko: Whatever, just admit that you suffer a major case of paranoia ok? You won't even tell them my name!

Lit: I just don't want my geckie kidnapped is all…

*rolls eyes*

*sigh*

P.S. I am but a humble author working on my "epic" writing skills, so please review. I'll smile if ya do.

-*LitUp'Nside*

ON WITH THE SHOW

Beast Boy sighed as he watched Raven's figure disappear behind the sliding doors. His form shifted into that of an emerald-back gorilla as he flopped down onto the crescent couch. There he sat slouching into the cushions surfing through the channels, alone. The solitary allowed him time to brood over his feelings.

Well, I don't like Raven that way… Liar! Ok! Ok! Fine I do like her… a little. Er I meant a lot. But I don't think I'm good enough for her. And anyways, I'm pretty sure there's no way she likes me like that. Why am I saying like so much? Dude. This sucks. I don't wanna mess this up. I gotta go talk to someone who's good at this kind of stuff. Hmmm… Cy would know what to do. He's always been smooth with the ladies. And he's always been there for me. Yeah, that's wha-

"Sup Gorilla man!"

"EEeeeeep!"

"Yo man chill it's just me."

Cyborg was now grinning down at the slim green teen who lay spread-eagle behind the couch, miffed as to how a full grown gorilla could achieve such height. Beast Boy sat up rubbing his head looking dazed.

"Earth to BB!?" Cyborg yelled into a pointed green elf-ear.

There was no response.

"This is gonna take desperate measures to snap him out of this. Ohhhh I know!" Cyborg said to himself, rubbing his metal hands together mischievously.

Gaspers! Ohh boy what does Cyborg have in store for our poor little greenie?