L.A. FUUUUU Chapter 1: The Discovery of the Internet.
A/N The story is L.A. Noire, except Sonic Style! Also, there will be swearing. Lots for that matter.
Tails was walking down the street until he heard gunshots. "HOLY SHI-" His sentence was cut off by Shadow driving past in a fast car. Tails looked at the car, and jumped through the window and instead landed on his bike. "Lets do thi- then Shadow nudged him with his car and he fell.
When Tails FINALLY got to the scene after 4 hours, the victim of the shooting was Knuckles. Knuckles grabbed him, shoved his mouth in his ear and said "Shit". This caused everyone to grab some sort of gun and start to fire upon him.
When Knuckles got out of hospital 6 minutes later, the same crowd who shot him were eating pancakes. Knuckles then walked up to Tails, kicked him in the balls and started to shout "PAAAANCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEESSS!".
Tails then slapped him and decided to become a detective. When he walked into the building, he seen computers everywhere. "What the fuck is this?" Sonic then faceplanted his ass and started to talk muffled. "SPEAK LOUDER SONIC, I THINK YOUR HEAD IS TOO FAR UP MY ASS."
12 seconds later he was on his first case without any introduction to his chief and partner, Sonic.
Random much? I don't give a shit. This time I am going to try my best to keep this updated as much as possible.