Skipper's Recap: Attention all civilians! The Final DreamWorks War has begun. And this time it's personal. After his humiliating defeats during the epic The Day of The Penguins Blowhole decided to strike the cruelest blow of all. He allied himself with our greatest enemies then kidnapped our Allies, Friends, and acquaintances and brought them all to a unknown location. After a brief misadventure on blowhole's lunar base…which turned out to be a holographic trick…we returned to earth only to get caught up in the Daleks lastest evil plan. The Daleks used a Transdimenional Portal to invade the Monsters Vs. Alien Universe(again). Unfortantly for all of us The Daleks arrived at the same time Gallaxhar(who is somehow still alive) had returned to take his revenge. After his standard greeting to the people of earth he ended up surrounded by Daleks who want to exterminate him. And that is where we picked up the action…
Monsters Vs. Alien's Universe
January 10th 2016
San Francisco, California
11:00 A.M. Eastern Standard Time
(Skipper's POV)
"He is not important to our plans," Dalek-Sec announced, "He must be exterminated!" The Special weapons trained it's gun on gallaxhar, "Exterminate Him!" The Supreme boomed, "Exterminate Gallaxhar!" "How about we don't exterminate gallaxhar," Gallaxhar replied. The Air Quickly filled with Daleks training their weapons on gallaxhar, "Um…do I get any last words?" "Exterminate!" the Supreme announced. Every single dalek fired their weapons leaving a massive crater and one ticked off Gallaxhar. "Impossible, "The Special Weapons said. "The Abomination must be exterminated," announced one of the Mega Special Weapons Dalek. "How is this possible! Explain! Explain! Explain!" The Supreme demanded.
The Dalek armada started to fire on Gallaxhar completely destroying him. "Alert! Alert! Alert! Scans indicate mechinal components!" a Strategist announced. "did you think I would just let you kill me?" Gallaxhar's holographic image mocked. In frustration The Supreme Dalek destingrated the nearest of Gallaxhar's advanced robots. "You have just declared war on me!" Gallaxhar shouted. "that is probably not a good idea," Kowalski muttered. "This is not War this is pest control!" the supreme announced. Gallaxhar's ship casted a shadow on everything as it appeared over the city. The Hologram of gallaxhar contiuned, "You Think that I the great Gallaxhar is a pest?" "You will be exterminated," The Supreme replied, "you will fall to the might of the dalek race."
"Deploy the 50 foot Dalek!" "You already tried that," I replied. "Exterminate them! Exterminate Them all!" "Here we go," Susan replied. The 50 Foot Dalek appeared only to find it's eyestalk level with susan's… sorry Ginormica eyes. "Alert! Alert! Alert!" the dalek announced. Ginormica grabbed it by it's eyestalk and flung it towards one of gallaxhar's gaint robots. "Rico Dalek-busters," I said. Rico hacked up the three dalek-busters and the Dalek Slayer and we aimed at the multitude of daleks. Meanwhile the Dalek armada and gallaxhar battled for ariel supremecy. "We need to take down one of those robots," Kowalski announced. "Are you completely crazy," I said. "Skipper," Kowalski said, "I have devised a way to hack into the robot." "We're distract the robot," Ginormica announced. "WE will?" B.O.B asked. "The last time we tried to attack the robot we all almost died," The Missing Link replied as he pointed towards Dr. Cockroach, "well except for him." "You can't kill a cockroach!" Dr. Cockroach said. "Actually I discovered 1712 ways to kill a cockroach," Kowalski said. I faceplamed and said, "Kowalski remember out talk about…" "True and Unhelpful comments?" Kowalski finished. "That's the one," I replied. "sorry sir," Kowalski replied, "I keep forgetting that sometimes we need to wing it." "Also you forgot to put a quarter in the true and unhelpful comments jar," Private added holding up a jar.
"Um…that's Rico's marble jar," Kowalski said putting in a coin anyway. "Rico!" I shouted. Rico was polishing his favorite kind of bomb, "what did I do?" rico said. "Put the bomb away," I replied. "Aww," Rico said throwing it behind his back. "My Car!" some guy announced (why does this always happen?) I glared at rico and "to quote Debbie…" "Dave," Kowalski muttered. I rolled my eyes and said, "To quote Dave…What IS wrong with you?" I asked. "I dunno," Rico replied. "We have a robot to capture and hack," Dr. Cockroach replied. "Oh right," I said. "Exterminate!" the supreme shouted reminding us that the daleks were still very much a threat…to Gallaxhar. "Kowalski options?" I said. "Let Gallaxhar and the Daleks fight," Kowalski replied as thousands of gallaxhar clones filled the sky as the daleks started to fire on gallaxhar's ship.
"Skipper," Kowalski announced suddenly, "One of the robots is stuck to the golden gate bridge…" "why is it always the golden gate bridge," Missing Link replied. "We need to get to that bridge!" I announced. "Daleks!" Rico shouted. "Attack Squad Seven will exterminate The Penguins and their allies!" the Strategist dalek, "Surrender is not accepted! Exterminate them all!" Fifteen Bronze Daleks headed in our direction all chanting, "Seek! Locate! Destroy!" "Go! Go! Go!" I shouted and we all ran in the direction of the golden gate bridge. "Seek! Locate! EXTERMINATE!" the pursusing daleks announced. If the cilivan population wasn't already in a panic they were now. The Daleks exterminated anyone unlucky enough to be right in their path. Kowalski was firing the Dalek buster at them trying to slow them down. "Kowalski put the dalek-slayer on maximum power!" I shouted. "This is maximum power!" Kowalski shouted, "It's not that powerful when the charge is low!" "Why didn't you charge it earlier!" I shouted. "I didn't expect to be fighting daleks!" Private and Rico were firing the dalek-busters at the incoming dalek force with mixed results. As their comrades exploded around them the attack squad contiuned to pursue us. "Private! Rico! Divert the Daleks!" I shouted. Private and Rico ran in a completely different direction and the surviving members of the dalek attack squad followed them.
"We have arrived at the Golden Gate Bridge!" Kowalski announced pointing towards the giant robot. "Alright!" I shouted, "The Monsters will distract the gaint robot while Kowalski and I get inside!" I replied. "Nobody follow us," Kowalski added. "Let's kick some robot!" Missing link replied. "I'll deal with evacuating everyone!" B.O.B replied. "I always wanted to see The Golden Gate bridge," Kowalski muttered, "Only not like this." Dr. Cockroach looked at the robot and announced, "You can't kill a cockroach!" "He not even fully cockroach," someone whispered. "Attention all cilivans!" I announced, "get off this bridge immediately if you want to live…abandon your cars if you have to." B.O.B cleared away the road dividers all the motorists preformed U-turns into the westbound lanes. And the bridge was quickly emptied of all cilivins, "Now let's get to work," I said turning to Kowalski. "The Monsters are distracting the robot," Kowalski replied, "Now our chance!"
(end of chapter one)
