The Girl Who Cried Penguin
There once was a young girl sitting by the lake. Well, this happened yesterday, so there is this girl sitting by the lake. Her name is Madonna. She was ordered to protect the fish of her city. It was very boring sitting and making sure that the fish were safe, so she brought out her Stratosphere from Verizon and posted on the city's Facebook page: "Penguin! Penguin! Coming to eat the fish! Hurry before it's too late!" Almost immediately the whole city came to her, riding their pretty, pink golf carts, only to find Madonna rolling on the sand, laughing.
One of the parents said, "Don't post 'penguin' when there is no penguin." They all left in anger except a young boy, probably Madonna's age. The boy sat down on the beach and asked, "Can I join you?"
Madonna nodded her head and together they planned a game to play on the city people.
As the day got warmer and closer to noon, Madonna and the boy were getting very bored. "Let's start the game," the boy told Madonna.
"Yes," she replied.
Madonna ran to the top of the hill and the boy put on a penguin suit. Once the boy was the ready, Madonna screamed, "Penguin! Penguin! Coming to eat all the fish!" All the people in the town came driving in their pretty, pink golf carts. They saw the boy in the suit pretending to take the fish. Then the boy took off the suit.
The boy and Madonna laughed and pointed at their angry faces. "Do NOT yell penguin," one of the parents said, "when there isn't a REAL penguin in sight!"
They all left in anger once again and the little boy's mother brought him with.
The next day Madonna was lying in the sun when she hears something funny. She looks up and sees a penguin. Yes, a REAL penguin in the flesh. Madonna quickly brought out her Stratosphere and posted, "Penguin! Penguin! Help!"
Nobody came.
"A Penguin is trying to eat the fish! HELP!"
"Pardon me," said a small voice. Madonna looks down and sees the penguin looking back at her.
"You can talk?" she asks.
"I should be asking the same question. Yes, but I wasn't going to eat the fish, I was looking for cell service for my Droid Charge when I came upon this beach. I'm trying to contact my agent, she's in Jamaica. See, I'm a professional PBA player," the penguin says.
"PBA?" she asks.
"It means Penguin Basketball Association. Now is any cell service available? If you show me I will give you free tickets for my game next Tuesday."
"Yes, right this way," Madonna took the PBA player's flipper and they walked off toward the service tower.