Hey this is cherryblossom08's little sister and…oh crap…umm…can ya'll hold on a second pleez? …/loud banging noises/…….hah!……got ya!…….ok sry bout that. My sister had some little green men goin cross the keyboard and she left some for me to exterminate…(nice ain't she?!?) member people, we did not evolve from monkey's, monkey's evolved from us!!!!! (and I like shiny things!)

Disclaimer: I do not own any of this, all I own is the plot, a hyperactive cat, and a pack of gum…

Summary: you all should have read it afore you clicked the box to read my story! Oh well… (Rating just to be safe) Harry and Ginny have just gotten married! (Yay!) But when Harry suggests going somewhere different for their honeymoon, he means different! When Harry decides to go to the Bahamas...he wishes...oh well, i'll let you find out!

"Ginny! Are you ready to go yet?!? The Plane leaves in an hour!"

"I'm coming Mr. Impatient!"

That's my wife, and oh yeah, I'm Harry. We just got married and I'm ready to go on our honeymoon. My wife is obviously extremely slow!

"Ok Harry, ready to go?"

"Well, I've been ready for the past….WOW!"

Ginny's scarlet hair was in bouncy curls around her face. The emerald green dress really brought out the color of her eyes. The diamond earrings were a perfect complement to her pink blush and shiny lipstick. (A/N: I told you I loved shiny things!)

"You look great doll."

"Do you think it's a little much?"

"No, not at all! You look lovely."

"Thanks!"

In the Bahamas

We're on the road and nothing is going to stop me from having a great honeymoon with my wife. Harry thought to himself.

Suddenly, Harry's car spins out of control. They hit a tree, and both go unconscious…

What? Where am I? Harry blinked a few times and finally opened his eyes. Ginny…where is she?!?

When Harry turned his head to look at where Ginny was, he was shocked to find that her head had been cut slightly and it was bleeding. God, I hope she's just unconscious.

The moment he thought that he heard a snore. He turned again to look at Ginny and saw her breathing…

"OWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!"

"Ginny, are you alright?!"

"Huh?!? Oh yeah, why wouldn't I be?"

So she hasn't noticed that blood is dripping down her face.

"Ginny, we weren't in a wreck so your head isn't bleeding."

What did I say?!? I didn't mean to! Why did that come out of my mouth?!?

" OH MY GOD!" Ginny put her hand to her head and felt the blood on it." Your right there isn't blood on my head!"

Was she being sarcastic? Or were words coming out of her mouth that she didn't mean to say too?

"Why aren't we saying the opposite of what we're not thinking?"

"I know!" It happened again!

"We must be in a world where everything we don't say comes out frontwards."

I could tell Ginny was just as confused as I was and that we were going to be here for a while…

ooh! Cliffy! I'll update if I get 5 reviews catch ya'll later!