AN: Oh jeez, that part was priceless. '-points finger at temple- Bang!'
You guys might not get this if you've forgotten the details of the series, but it seems to me that Karasu would remind Kurama strongly of the whole hunter incident, what with the whole 'Kill Yoko' thing going and all….alright, enough babbling for a drabble.
Disclaimer: No one is dense enough to believe I own the show.
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Bam
"He was known as the legendary bandit in my day, y'know!"
"Whoo! King of Thieves! He can't lose!"
"Ku-Ra-Ma! Ku-Ra-Ma!"
"Yer gonna get your ass kicked this time, Karasu!"
"It's the Bandit, the Bandit!"
Shut the hell up, assholes. I'm trying to rip a Quest-Class demon limb from bloody limb. Granted, the plant is doing most of the work – but I have to make sure the thing doesn't eat me, and I'm standing in the middle of it. If my leg wasn't missing a few tendons I'd already be beside the spandex-wearing announcer by now.
"LEGENDARY BANDIT"
Okay, would someone rip that fan's voice box out already?! I know I'm the big screw-up who got caught. I would think anybody not mentally deficient would realize that fame is a bad thing when your life hinges on not being noticed, but for some reason they always gloss over that detail. Why Hiei the Bandit was never hunted to extinction? 'Cause he didn't have my notoriety.
Before that damned hunter got a hold of my name half of Demon World didn't know the word 'kitsune.' Thieves were a faceless, nameless bunch who were accepted as a force of nature; I could go out in broad daylight without the risk of being skinned alive. Good times. Then that bounty hunter with the Devil's luck found my den (known affectionately as 'El Dorado' to the natives, bless those heathens) and my name becomes synonymous with 'heist.' What am I, the Trickster God? Or are people so stupid they believe I'm the only burglar out there? There were a few of those crimes I wasn't responsible for, I'll have you know.
But no, every self-righteous landowner now has a bounty on me regardless, and next thing I know, BAM! the fucker who exposed me has my body stuffed and mounted on his mantle! And I'm stuck going through human puberty!
Do you really want to know if this is personal, Karasu? Hm? Do you want to see the cornered fox's fangs? I'll give you BAM; I'll scatter your brains halfway across this damned arena! Ojigi, eat! BAM!