I AM BACK AGAIN! It's Chinese New Year holiday and I have more time than usual~ This new fic is completely random and I hope you get a few laughs (though I personally think that it isn't really that funny). I don't own Inazuma Eleven or any of its characters… Enjoy, and remember to review~
"What are your eyes like, Kidou?" Endou suddenly asked. They'd just finished dinner, exhausted from the day's hard practice.
"Yeah. I want to know too! I've never seen Kidou-san's eyes before!" Kabeyama nodded in agreement.
Kidou deadpanned. "Not that you'd find them interesting. They're just eyes."
"C'mon, loosen up, Kidou," Tsunami said, grinning. "As you've said, they're just eyes. A peek won't hurt~"
"…No."
"Why not?' Fubuki asked.
"Really, Kidou. Why not?" Gouenji backed Fubuki up.
"… My eyes… are ugly."
"Of course they aren't," Endou said optimistically. "Everyone is unique!"
"Maybe he doesn't have eyes..." Kabeyama said, shuddering.
"Of course he has, dumbass," Fudou snorted. "Or he'll be blind!"
"Or maybe his eyes glow… like a vampire's…" Tsunami said in a spooky voice.
"They don't…" Kidou groaned, exasperated.
"Or maybe he doesn't have pupils," Kogure sniggered. "Ushishishi!"
"Is that even possible…?" Kazemaru sighed.
"Or he doesn't have irises!"
"Just show us!"
"No!"
"Please!"
"I said no!"
"Please!"
"Yes! Please!"
"Please! We beg you!"
"Please! Please! Please!"
"NO!" Kidou stood up and made to leave.
Endou, Kogure and Tsunami lunged forwards together, grabbing the stradegist, pulling him back into the lounge. In no time, the three had Kidou pressed against a wall, extremely flustered and annoyed. They began to try to pull off his goggles, which, unfortunately, did not budge.
"Did you put super glue on them?" Tsunami grunted.
"Just… stop!" Kidou tried to fight back, but stumbled to the floor from the combined weight of the other three.
"Why are all of you using brutal force?" Fudou snickered, walking over and surprisingly gently easing the lens from Kidou's face quickly.
Silence fell as everyone stared at the goggle-less Kidou.
In spite of his undignified position on the floor, Kidou was more than good-looking without his goggles. Kidou's eyes were beautifully shaped and long-lashed. His deep red gaze darted around the room, only to find his teammates huddled on the floor, most of them suffering from major nosebleeds.
"Onii-chan! I missed your eyes!" Haruna squealed, breaking the silence and rushing over to hug the midfielder, causing him to blush.
No sooner, Kidou was drowned in his own teammates.
Then Haruna, blushing, pecked him on the lips and hugged him even tighter.
What's worse, all his gay teammates followed her lead.
How was it? Please review and tell me what you think! Your opinions mean a lot to me and helps me to improve as well as making me happy! ^_^ REVIEW!