Chapter One: The Beginning of WHOA
"My name's Kathy," the blonde girl said.
"My name's Little Blowfish," the brunette added.
"AND TOGETHER, WE ARE WHOA!" they screamed in unison at the camera.
Dougie watched, amused. He had just randomly been searching for something funny on YouTube, and had found the "WHOA Show". It was run by two girls named Kathy and Emily (who, for some odd reason, was called Little Blowfish, Little B, Littlest Blowfish, or LilB.)
"So, today, we will be talking about some random things that include..." Little Blowfish pointed at Kathy, who cleared her throat.
"Unicorns, DesandNate, and, of course... MCFLY!" Kathy grinned. Dougie's eyes widened, and he turned up the volume on his laptop. If Frankie were there, she would have been like; "Dougie, turn that off and do something productive!" But, she had broken up with him almost two weeks earlier, and he was surprised to find that he was better off without him.
"So, first off, Unicorns!" Little Blowfish said, holding up a coloring book picture of a cartoon unicorn. "I love me some unicorns. Wouldn't you just love to have a unicorn as a pet? I would! If I had a unicorn, I would name him Rawr, 'cause that is officially the coolest name ever!"
"And if I had a unicorn, I would name her Roar, because it's like Rawr, but less epic," Kathy added. "Now, DesandNate. Dude, they are the coolest guys EVER. They are almost as cool as us. Haha, 'Y'all can't catch me'."
"'Wow, Bourne's so fast!'" Little Blowfish replied.
"'I took track, y'all!'" Kathy said, snapping her fingers.
They both began to laugh hysterrically.
"Alright, now time to talk McFly!" Little Blowfish clapped. "So, Dougie got broken up with! Aww poor Dougie!"
Kathy nodded, looking at the screen. "But, I must say that he is better off without her. Any girl who can't appreciate Doug for who he is on the inside is just a bitch! Wherever you are, Dougie, we want you to know that you can honestly do SO much better."
"Agreed on all fronts," Little Blowfish nodded. "God, wouldn't it be so cool to meet them?"
"It is a dream of mine, dearest," Kathy said. "ANYWAYS, that's all for this week. Watch next week when we have a snowball fight in my front yard! Any questions or concerns, comment or text me at 440-242-6573. Love you all!"
Dougie thought for a second. He hesitantly pulled out his phone and clicked 'New Text Message'. Typing quickly to ensure that he wouldn't doubt himself, he typed in Kathy's number and wrote out a quick message.
Dougie: hey my name is dougie i love your webshow.
Kathy: oh hi! its nice 2 kno that someone likes it. so, where are you from?
Dougie: London. u?
Kathy: ohio. wait, ur from London, and ur name is Dougie... wait... OH MY GOD. ARE YOU WHO I THINK YOU ARE?
Dougie: do you think i'm dougie poynter of the british pop band mcfly?
Kathy:... yes... am I wrong?
Dougie:... are you going to freak out if i say no, you aren't wrong?
Kathy:... no...
Dougie: you aren't wrong, love
Kathy: wow you actually watch our webshow? btw, i am telling LilB everything you say, so, no worries.
Dougie: can you keep a secret?
Kathy: of course. scouts honor
Dougie: you two have helped me through the whole Frankie ordeal. so thanks 4 that. plus, you guys are pretty funny.
Kathy: aw, thanks sweetie. i can't believe you watch it tho. that's crazy times
Dougie: ur welcome.
Kathy: uhm, soooooooo... can i, uh, put u in my contacts?
Dougie: only if i can put u in mine. :)
Kathy: okay :)
Dougie: alright. well, isn't it like midnight over there?
Kathy: yahhhhhh
Dougie: i command you to go to bed. now. it's a school night
Kathy: fine, mother *sticks out tongue at dougie*
Dougie: alright. just... txt me if you have time, alright love?
Kathy: alright. gnite, dougster.
Dougie: gnite, kathy.
Dougie put her in his contacts and laid back against his pillows. "Wow," he said to himself. She's so easy to talk to. He turned on his side and looked out the window. "I can't wait to talk to her again."
Author's Note: Ooo Kathy and Dougie... OMG... So, I'll update ASAP, kk? Love ya, dears!