I had each of these songfics uploaded seperately but decided to combine them. So ilost all of my reviews...Yes, it's upsetting...lol
Dear Harry,
I owled you but you still ain't callin. I left my home, school, and parents address at the bottom. I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em. There probably was a problem with the owl post or somethin. Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your scar? My girlfriend's pregnant, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her Lily. I read about your Godfather, Sirius too I'm sorry. I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him. I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan. I even got the underground shit that you did with Ron. I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man. I like the shit you did with Neville too, that shit was fat.
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan,
This is Colin
Dear Harry,
You still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance. I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans. If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your Dormitory, you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Dennis. That's my little brother man, he's only 13 years old. We waited in the blistering cold for you, for four hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fuckin idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do. I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to. Remember when we met in Potions - you said if I'd write you, you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way I never knew my father neither; he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her. I can relate to what you're saying in your Daily Prophet Articles. So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and read em cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed. I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest. Sometimes I even cut my head to have a scar. See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it. My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does. She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up.
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Colin
-- P.S.
We should be together too
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass. It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters; I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm on a broom right now, I'm doing 90. You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning. but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning. Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy. and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call. I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall. I love you Harry, we coulda been together, think about it. You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it. And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it. I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me See Harry; {screaming} Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk! Hey scarhead, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk. but I didn't give her to the dark lord like you did wityh cedric and sirius.I'm gonna kill her myself.
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now.
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out?
{car tires squeal} {CRASH}
.. {brief silence} .. {LOUD splash}
A/N - See how bored I can get?
Dear Harry,
I owled you but you still ain't callin. I left my home, school, and parents address at the bottom. I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em. There probably was a problem with the owl post or somethin. Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your scar? My girlfriend's pregnant, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her Lily. I read about your Godfather, Sirius too I'm sorry. I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him. I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan. I even got the underground shit that you did with Ron. I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man. I like the shit you did with Neville too, that shit was fat.
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan,
This is Colin
Dear Harry,
You still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance. I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans. If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your Dormitory, you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Dennis. That's my little brother man, he's only 13 years old. We waited in the blistering cold for you, for four hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fuckin idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do. I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to. Remember when we met in Potions - you said if I'd write you, you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way I never knew my father neither; he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her. I can relate to what you're saying in your Daily Prophet Articles. So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and read em cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed. I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest. Sometimes I even cut my head to have a scar. See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it. My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does. She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up.
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Colin
-- P.S.
We should be together too
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass. It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters; I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm on a broom right now, I'm doing 90. You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning. but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning. Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy. and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call. I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall. I love you Harry, we coulda been together, think about it. You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it. And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it. I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me See Harry; {screaming} Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk! Hey scarhead, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk. but I didn't give her to the dark lord like you did wityh cedric and sirius.I'm gonna kill her myself.
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now.
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out?
{car tires squeal} {CRASH}
.. {brief silence} .. {LOUD splash}
A/N - See how bored I can get?