NOTE: I just had to go and do something lighthearted to take a little break from my dark Raccoons story Hit And Run. So, I whipped this up.

Little Bonnie foo foo

Hopping through the pizzeria
Scooping up the security guard
And stuffing him in a suit

Just then, Golden Freddy came out of the poster and scolded Bonnie:

Little Bonnie foo foo
I don't wanna see you
Scooping up the security guard
And stuffing him into a suit
That's MY JOB!
I'll give you 3 more chances or else I'll turn you into a GIRL!"

"No!" Bonnie sobbed pitifully, oil tears running down his muzzle, "I'll let you kill the next one. I promise!"

The next security guard came along to Freddy Fazbear's and...

Little Bonnie foo foo
Hopping through the pizzeria
Scooping up the security guard
And stuffing him in a suit

Just then, Golden Freddy came out of the poster and scolded Bonnie:

Little Bonnie foo foo
I don't wanna see you
Scooping up the security guard
And stuffing him into a suit
Did you hear me the first time?
I'll give you 2 more chances or else I'll turn you into a GIRL!"

"No!" Bonnie whimpered, "Please, anything but that!"

The next security guard came along to Freddy Fazbear's and...

Little Bonnie foo foo
Hopping through the pizzeria
Scooping up the security guard
And stuffing him in a suit

Just then, Golden Freddy came out of the poster and scolded Bonnie:

Little Bonnie foo foo
I don't wanna see you
Scooping up the security guard
And stuffing him into a suit
YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!
I'll give you 1 more chance or else I'll turn you into a GIRL!"

"It wasn't me this time! it was Foxy! I swear!" Bonnie sobbed, oil tears streaming freely from his eyes as he quivered in fear at Golden Freddy.

The next security guard came along to Freddy Fazbear's and...

Little Bonnie foo foo
Hopping through the pizzeria
Scooping up the security guard
And stuffing him in a suit

Just then, Golden Freddy came out of the poster and scolded Bonnie:

Little Bonnie foo foo
I don't wanna see you
Scooping up the security guard
And stuffing him into a suit
THAT WAS YOUR FINAL CHANCE!
Looks like I have no choice but to turn you into a GIRL!"

And so Golden Freddy used his magic and the purple, male Bonnie began to morph into a blue girl bunny with makeup and green eyes. "Golden Freddy, you monster!" Bonnie wailed, her oil tears mixing with her makeup, "You're too cruel! Whenever YOU kill a security guard, YOU crash that game! Even I think that's taking it too far! You're EVIL, I say! EVIL!"

And so Bonnie burst into tears and dashed out of Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria. Golden Freddy turned to the audience, "And the moral of this story, kids is: Hare today, girl tomorrow!

The end.