Disclaimer: Cheena belongs to Cheena Son, Miyuki belongs to N-sama, Jase belongs to my friend Jase,Vegeta, Piccolo, Goku, Chi-Chi and Goten belong to Akira Toriyama and Toei.
Claimer: Gohi belongs to me.
It was the perfect joke. It was cruel and stupid. Perfect for people like Piccolo and Vegeta, who didn't expect the long-term consequences until the deed was done. Vegeta and Goku's wives were pregnant again but Vegeta never felt a single speck of guilt. He was stupid that way but at he least he did no REAL harm by it.
Well... until now.
11 years later....
The Son family was enjoying a calm breakfast. The table was littered with bowls and plates that used to be loaded with over-sized drumsticks, noodles, and other delicious home-cooking. Can you guess who was eating it all?
"Boy Chi-Chi, you sure haven't lost your fine way of cooking!" Said Goku as he belched, his normal way of saying he loved his meal, but then again he really loved all of his meals so people were used to it now. Chi-Chi doesn't even make him say "Excuse me" anymore. "Thank you Goku-sa "Chi-Chi said as she smiled proudly.
"What's for dessert?" Goku said, beaming with joy. Chi-Chi than hit him with her frying pan of death. "GOKU! Dessert is usually had after dinner and only after dinner!" That's not fair Chi-Chi and you know it!" Goku pouted.
Oh be quiet both of you! You're both so embarrassing!" Yelled Cheena, their 17 year old daughter. "That's good to know! HA!" Goku said as he and Chi-Chi and him lamely high-fived. Cheena then frowned and muttered, "I gotta get outta here"
"I think it's good that mom and dad love eachother!" said their 10-year old son, Gohi. Cheena than sighed and said, "Where's your twin when you need someone to agree with?" "At Trunks' house! What do I win?" Gohi than said, "Trunks shoulda come here! Then me an' Jase coulda played with him too!" Gohi then smiled. Chi-Chi smiled lightly at the little mistake she'd grown to love.
Then a couple of footsteps broke the little conversation the family had been having. There was a small footstep followed by a slightly louder one. It was Gohi and Cheena's best friends. Jase Tree and Miyuki.
"Why didn't you wake me up Che?" Miyuki grumbled. "It's not like you have anywhere to be" Cheena said as she then smirked. "Yeah well it's rude to make me waste half the day in bed" Miyuki whined. "You and me are lucky Miy! We don't have any parents to go home to so we can stay here as LONG as we want!" Jase said as he stretched his arms as high as they could go. "Yeah... so lucky" Miyuki grumbled.
As Chi-Chi commenced on her boring and/or monotonous clean-up duty she began to think about the lie she said to Gohi at the ice cream shop last week:
"Mom how was I born?" Gohi asked as he licked his dripping vanilla cone on that hot summer day. Chi-Chi, who was eating a low-fat Chocolate ice cream flavor in a cup, gulped down a bit of ice cream and smiled down at Gohi. "Well uh... after your father defeated Kid Buu uh...we decided we wanted another kid!" "YAY!" Gohi said as he giggled gleefully.
Back at the present Chi-Chi frowned and shook her head sadly. "It would break his little heart if he knew Vegeta is just as much his father as Goku is" Just then she heard the door creak open and heard the famous klitter-klatter of Bulma's new high-heels.
"Chi-Chi! I brought Undai and Goten over!" "Thank you!" Chi-Chi said graciously. "No problem. Now Undai..." Bulma said as tears came to her eyes. "I-If you get scared don't worry. You just call mama and she'll get up from her bed and come right over and get you. A-and don't cry Undai. You'll have fun here. I know you feel sad b-but this is a step of growing up. And remember to call and say good night to me." Tears began flowing down Bulma's cheeks. "And if you- WHAM!" Undai slammed the door as Bulma was talking and ran downstairs. Chi-Chi smiled and opened the door for Bulma who was now sobbing. "Wh-WHY??? Can I stay over too?" "No." Chi-Chi said. "You'd probably embarrass him!" Chi-Chi then slammed the door on Bulma. Poor lady huh?
Bulma then walked over to her car muttering something like "She thinks I'd embarrass him... you know what's embarrassing...her clothes. Hehe Yeah I totally dissed her" Bulma then took off as she then ran into Trunks...and she started talking again. "IF THAT CHEENA GIRL TOUCHES YOU IN ANY BAD PLACES J-JUST CALL MOMMY AND SHE'LL GET RIGHT OUT OF B"- WHOOOOOSH! Trunks flew away from her in the middle of her speaking. "WAHHH! WHY DO THEY KEEP DOING THAT??"
"So boys and girls, you wanna play spin the bottle? I always loved playing that game when I was a kid." Jase raised his hand. "Yes Jase you may speak" "Are you insane?" Jase asked innocently. "Well I wouldn't be if Goku paid the medical bill- no! Jase you silly little goose! ^^" "Mom" said Gohi. "There aren't many people the guys can kiss. I mean one of them's my sister and the other is Goten's girlfriend!" Chi-Chi then sat down in front of Gohi. You want me to call my friends sweetheart?" Gohi then proceeded to scream at the top of his lungs "We just wanna watch a movie!" Chi-Chi then began to sob uncontrollably and crawl upstairs.
Later that night...
"Well that was fun Cheena!" Miyuki said with satisfaction in her voice. Just then they heard a few footsteps followed by a whooshing noise. "Who's there?" Miyuki yelled nervously. "Jase. I wanna sleep in this room. "No way!" Miyuki yelled. Jase than began whimpering. Cheena than got up. "Hold on Jase. I have to do something first." Cheena than brought Miyuki into the bathroom.
"Miyuki, that kid has no parents. You know that right?" Miyuki then nodded. "Well anyways one night I heard him walking up here looking for something. It was a person who he could call a parent of some sort. Mom and dad don't treat him special, he's just a friend of Gohi's to them. Miyuki looked really confused. "... don't get the wrong idea Miyuki" Cheena frowned. Miyuki then smiled. "OH! I see. That's very sweet of you Cheena. ^^ "
(Note: This next part is completely un-romantic but it might mislead you. Cheena does not share these feelings for Jase in real life ^^Don't you dare get the wrong idea.)
They both walked out of the bathroom and Cheena sat down in front of Jase. So what's the trouble squirt?" "I'm scared... a monster's in the hallway." Cheena smiled. "Jase, monsters don't exist." Cheena then winked at Miyuki. "And besides if it was there just call for me and I'll kick his butt okay?" "Alright. But I don't wanna go downstairs alone." Jase said quietly. Jase and Cheena walked downstairs and Cheena pretended to shoot a ki blast in the hallway. Nothing was there Jase" "Okay."
Cheena picked up Jase and opened the covers of his sleeping bag and placed him in the covers and placed the blankets over him. She than kissed him on his cheek. Trunks (Who of course was sleeping downstairs with the other guys) woke up and placed his hand on Cheena's back. Gohi then woke up, and looked at the scene unfold.
Were Jase and Trunks trying to escape his house and Cheena caught them? Why didn't his friends like him anymore? He was going to ask a smart person he knew...Vegeta.
(Wow trouble ahead. Can you guess what it is? Cheena may do the next chapter)
Claimer: Gohi belongs to me.
It was the perfect joke. It was cruel and stupid. Perfect for people like Piccolo and Vegeta, who didn't expect the long-term consequences until the deed was done. Vegeta and Goku's wives were pregnant again but Vegeta never felt a single speck of guilt. He was stupid that way but at he least he did no REAL harm by it.
Well... until now.
11 years later....
The Son family was enjoying a calm breakfast. The table was littered with bowls and plates that used to be loaded with over-sized drumsticks, noodles, and other delicious home-cooking. Can you guess who was eating it all?
"Boy Chi-Chi, you sure haven't lost your fine way of cooking!" Said Goku as he belched, his normal way of saying he loved his meal, but then again he really loved all of his meals so people were used to it now. Chi-Chi doesn't even make him say "Excuse me" anymore. "Thank you Goku-sa "Chi-Chi said as she smiled proudly.
"What's for dessert?" Goku said, beaming with joy. Chi-Chi than hit him with her frying pan of death. "GOKU! Dessert is usually had after dinner and only after dinner!" That's not fair Chi-Chi and you know it!" Goku pouted.
Oh be quiet both of you! You're both so embarrassing!" Yelled Cheena, their 17 year old daughter. "That's good to know! HA!" Goku said as he and Chi-Chi and him lamely high-fived. Cheena then frowned and muttered, "I gotta get outta here"
"I think it's good that mom and dad love eachother!" said their 10-year old son, Gohi. Cheena than sighed and said, "Where's your twin when you need someone to agree with?" "At Trunks' house! What do I win?" Gohi than said, "Trunks shoulda come here! Then me an' Jase coulda played with him too!" Gohi then smiled. Chi-Chi smiled lightly at the little mistake she'd grown to love.
Then a couple of footsteps broke the little conversation the family had been having. There was a small footstep followed by a slightly louder one. It was Gohi and Cheena's best friends. Jase Tree and Miyuki.
"Why didn't you wake me up Che?" Miyuki grumbled. "It's not like you have anywhere to be" Cheena said as she then smirked. "Yeah well it's rude to make me waste half the day in bed" Miyuki whined. "You and me are lucky Miy! We don't have any parents to go home to so we can stay here as LONG as we want!" Jase said as he stretched his arms as high as they could go. "Yeah... so lucky" Miyuki grumbled.
As Chi-Chi commenced on her boring and/or monotonous clean-up duty she began to think about the lie she said to Gohi at the ice cream shop last week:
"Mom how was I born?" Gohi asked as he licked his dripping vanilla cone on that hot summer day. Chi-Chi, who was eating a low-fat Chocolate ice cream flavor in a cup, gulped down a bit of ice cream and smiled down at Gohi. "Well uh... after your father defeated Kid Buu uh...we decided we wanted another kid!" "YAY!" Gohi said as he giggled gleefully.
Back at the present Chi-Chi frowned and shook her head sadly. "It would break his little heart if he knew Vegeta is just as much his father as Goku is" Just then she heard the door creak open and heard the famous klitter-klatter of Bulma's new high-heels.
"Chi-Chi! I brought Undai and Goten over!" "Thank you!" Chi-Chi said graciously. "No problem. Now Undai..." Bulma said as tears came to her eyes. "I-If you get scared don't worry. You just call mama and she'll get up from her bed and come right over and get you. A-and don't cry Undai. You'll have fun here. I know you feel sad b-but this is a step of growing up. And remember to call and say good night to me." Tears began flowing down Bulma's cheeks. "And if you- WHAM!" Undai slammed the door as Bulma was talking and ran downstairs. Chi-Chi smiled and opened the door for Bulma who was now sobbing. "Wh-WHY??? Can I stay over too?" "No." Chi-Chi said. "You'd probably embarrass him!" Chi-Chi then slammed the door on Bulma. Poor lady huh?
Bulma then walked over to her car muttering something like "She thinks I'd embarrass him... you know what's embarrassing...her clothes. Hehe Yeah I totally dissed her" Bulma then took off as she then ran into Trunks...and she started talking again. "IF THAT CHEENA GIRL TOUCHES YOU IN ANY BAD PLACES J-JUST CALL MOMMY AND SHE'LL GET RIGHT OUT OF B"- WHOOOOOSH! Trunks flew away from her in the middle of her speaking. "WAHHH! WHY DO THEY KEEP DOING THAT??"
"So boys and girls, you wanna play spin the bottle? I always loved playing that game when I was a kid." Jase raised his hand. "Yes Jase you may speak" "Are you insane?" Jase asked innocently. "Well I wouldn't be if Goku paid the medical bill- no! Jase you silly little goose! ^^" "Mom" said Gohi. "There aren't many people the guys can kiss. I mean one of them's my sister and the other is Goten's girlfriend!" Chi-Chi then sat down in front of Gohi. You want me to call my friends sweetheart?" Gohi then proceeded to scream at the top of his lungs "We just wanna watch a movie!" Chi-Chi then began to sob uncontrollably and crawl upstairs.
Later that night...
"Well that was fun Cheena!" Miyuki said with satisfaction in her voice. Just then they heard a few footsteps followed by a whooshing noise. "Who's there?" Miyuki yelled nervously. "Jase. I wanna sleep in this room. "No way!" Miyuki yelled. Jase than began whimpering. Cheena than got up. "Hold on Jase. I have to do something first." Cheena than brought Miyuki into the bathroom.
"Miyuki, that kid has no parents. You know that right?" Miyuki then nodded. "Well anyways one night I heard him walking up here looking for something. It was a person who he could call a parent of some sort. Mom and dad don't treat him special, he's just a friend of Gohi's to them. Miyuki looked really confused. "... don't get the wrong idea Miyuki" Cheena frowned. Miyuki then smiled. "OH! I see. That's very sweet of you Cheena. ^^ "
(Note: This next part is completely un-romantic but it might mislead you. Cheena does not share these feelings for Jase in real life ^^Don't you dare get the wrong idea.)
They both walked out of the bathroom and Cheena sat down in front of Jase. So what's the trouble squirt?" "I'm scared... a monster's in the hallway." Cheena smiled. "Jase, monsters don't exist." Cheena then winked at Miyuki. "And besides if it was there just call for me and I'll kick his butt okay?" "Alright. But I don't wanna go downstairs alone." Jase said quietly. Jase and Cheena walked downstairs and Cheena pretended to shoot a ki blast in the hallway. Nothing was there Jase" "Okay."
Cheena picked up Jase and opened the covers of his sleeping bag and placed him in the covers and placed the blankets over him. She than kissed him on his cheek. Trunks (Who of course was sleeping downstairs with the other guys) woke up and placed his hand on Cheena's back. Gohi then woke up, and looked at the scene unfold.
Were Jase and Trunks trying to escape his house and Cheena caught them? Why didn't his friends like him anymore? He was going to ask a smart person he knew...Vegeta.
(Wow trouble ahead. Can you guess what it is? Cheena may do the next chapter)