I do not own the Twilight Saga… That is owned by Mrs. Meyer.
To Annoy The Cullens
By: Alunamai, AnimeAngel41, and Lastaras (hope the last one is spelled right)
Chapter One: 100 Things To Annoy Edward Cullen With
1 Meow continuously
2 Kidnap Bella
3 Bring up Jacob every waking moment of ever day
4 Say his name repeatedly
5 Very up the way you say his name
6 When he finally looks at you and yells what Say Hi
7 The Run Away
"Edward, Edward, Edward, Edward, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Cullen Cullen, Cullen, Cullen." I said as I stood there while he played his piano.
"WHAT!" he yelled after about twenty minutes.
"Hi!" And then I ran out the front door.
8 Call him Edward Elric
9 And then ask him if he's the Full Metal Alchemist
10 Replace his Volvo with a horse and buggy
11 Then give the horses of said horse and buggy Monster
12 Make him watch Spice World
13 If he likes that tell him he's gay
14 Have Emmett follow him around in a trench coat
15 When Edward asks him what the hell he's doing have Emmett say "Come To The Dark Side.
16 Buy a psychotic cat from us (the authors… really Summers a delight! ((all three shudder violently))) and sick her on him
17 Tell him the two medical degrees he has are forgeries
18 Play the Beatles or other '60's or '70's music
19 Talk about bagels that are covered with cream cheese that tastes like Bella's blood
20 Play a song on Guitar Hero Three (we recommend Knights Of Cydonia By Muse) over and over and over and over again and fail miserably every time (like Alunamai said in With or Without You Chapter Four… (Edward: It always ends in tears)
21 Have Emmett sing No Eating her tonight No eating her tonight No eating her tonight your on a diet your on a diet
22 Have him watch Labyrinth
23 If he likes that tell him he's Hoggle… the ugly troll thing (Aluna laughs maniacly while AnimeAngel Shakes her head)
24 Tell him Bella married David Bowie (Aluna: Ew)
"WHAT!" Edward storms into the writers layer… "Take that back! Take it back! Or you will all be fed to Jasper!"
"Uh, No." Aluna answers.
25 Have him fill out the Volturi Application (Also by Alunamai)
"Where will we be posting this?" Lastaras asked Aluna.
"Um… I was thinking the Forks High School Library… Alice said that everyone would see it there.
"Wonderful!" Aro said as he popped up out of no where. "Now, where shall we get lunch?"
"I was thinking Bella Italia over there in Port Angeles!" AnimeAngel suggested.
"Yay!" We all answered.
A/N: Okay, part two will be up tomorrow most likely… please if you have any ideas give them to us! We would love them!
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