Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto... if I did, no one would read it... ^^


Tenten stared at the sky thoughtfully, twirling a kunai around her finger. She switched her gaze, watching as the moonlight bounced off the metal and cast lights around the training grounds. From her position atop a tree branch, she could watch as Lee sparred the tree stump.

Sighing, she put away the kunai and laced her fingers together, stretching them in front of her. Something was making her nervous—or, rather, fidgety. Hearing a breath beside her, she smiled slightly, realizing the cause of her actions.

Letting her mind wander, she thought back to the mission that day when her team was assisting a fisherman, and the mission the day before when they helped a hunter. Wow, she thought with dismay. Our missions sure are lame... Absently, she said aloud, "Fisherman is to fish as hunter is to deer." She bit her tongue, feeling blood rush to her cheecks. Where the heck did that come from? Gah! How embarrassing!

Suddenly she heard the pounding of fists on wood stop and looked down at Lee, who was staring up at her. "Neji," he said with a comical grin. "Is to shampoo as Lee is to toothpaste."

The person beside Tenten smirked. She laughed but fell silent quickly, an awkward feeling coming over her. "Neji," she began clenching her fists nervously. "Is to brilliant..." She bit her lip again, looking down with red cheeks. Suddenly, a hand touched hers. She looked up at the person beside her as he leaned in so she could hear him whisper, "As Tenten is to beautiful."


Okay, yeah, that was officially the lamest thing I've ever read/written; plus, it's ridiculously short. SIGH