Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
Again, something really random to amuse Shiruy with. And then she made me put them online. -sigh-
Little Naruto adored his father. His daddy was the bravest and strongest and handsomest and (almost, almost) tallest and other such adjectives that would describe the greatest father in the world.
Sasuke didn't agree though, saying that if someone was the most awesome, it was his brother Itachi, never minding that they were talking about fathers rather than awesomeness and that the one he was calling less awesome than someone else was holding his hand at that moment.
Naruto, while holding the the other hand (his father only had two hands since he was awesome like that), shoved his tongue out at his (very, very) insulting friend.
"Then you'll marry him. I'll be daddy's bride!"
Minato almost tripped.