Alex: OK, this may not be wonderful, but I wanted to write a comedy, and I
had a horrible case of writer's block. So, like magic, The Fairly
Oddparents movie was on, and I though, "what better than a story about a
muffin!
Sour: Ouch. This is pathetic. A muffin?
Alex: Hey, shut up! I don't see you giving me any ideas!
Sour: How about penguins?
Alex: OK, that works! Now, on with the.story?
Ivan: By the way, I just thought I'd take care of this for Alex. Alex does not own Golden Sun (although he wishes he did), does not own The Fairly Oddparents (and he's glad he doesn't), and doesn't wish to cause any harm or trauma to muffins or penguins.
Alex: Thank you Ivan. Oh, and if anyone out there has any suggestions, I'd love to hear them, and I'll probably put them in my story and credit you.
One more thing! I, Alex, am the Narrator in this story, and am (unfortunately) unrelated to the Alex who is known to have Blue hair and is not evil. (I am still hoping to discover otherwise)
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Chapter 1: In the Beginning, there were muffins.
Alex: Our saga starts early one morning with young Ivan, staying upstairs in Kra-
Sour: Very early one morning, might I add.
Alex: Yes, very early. As I was saying, our saga starts with young Ivan lying in bed in Kraden's hou-
Kraden: (Pounding on the door) Ivan! Wake up!
Alex: Oh, whatever. I'll just go with it.
Ivan: (Looking very groggy) Uggggg
Kraden: ::Bang Bang Bang::
Ivan: Oh Jupiter! Why do old people have to get up so early?
Alex: Because they fall asleep at 5:00 in the afternoon. Now get up!
Ivan: (Grumbles, murmurs something about not being paid enough) I'm coming!
Ivan: I'm up Kraden. (emerges in the kitchen, wearing pajamas with little Jupiter Djinn on them, and purple fuzzy slippers)
Ivan: What's for breakfast?
Kraden: Muffins!
Ivan: ::Gasps:: Muffins!
Kraden: Yes muffins, they should be right here.oh no! Where have they gone?
Alex: Kraden opens the cupboard only to find that the muffins have been taken!
Ivan: Well thank you Mr. Obvious.
Alex: Oh shut up, midget.
Ivan: Who you calling a midget, shorty?
::Huge dust cloud battle erupts::
Sour: Later.
Alex: Anywho, Kraden immediately calls the group over to tell them about the missing muffins.
Kraden: (Whispering into the telephone) And I'd like a large, with anchovies and extra mustard sauce.
Alex: As I was saying, hem hem, KRADEN CALLS THE GROUP OVER.
Kraden: Oh, sorry. Yes, Isaac, round up everyone and come at once, I have terrible news.
(Doorbell rings)
Ivan: (emerging from dust cloud) I'll get it! (Opens the door)
Isaac: Hello. Isaac's pizza delivery. That will be $14.99.
Picard: We're all here.
Kraden: Yes, I am so glad the pizza.I mean, you all came. I must explain to you in a long drawn out speech why it is imperative that you set out on an extremely long journey across hundreds of miles on foot. The space time- continuum has had large fluctuations in the total area of the optical spectrum. (He pulls out a huge chalkboard from behind the refrigerator and starts to write on it) As you can see, the limit of the function described by the total integral of the total entropy of the universe is monotonic, and is there for overall increasing. Existentialistic matter provides that the total number of muffins in the overall kinetic energy described by Euler's non planar geometry.
Felix: (Nodding off) Can anybody understand this guy?
Picard: (Also nodding off) Even I can't understand him.
Garet: All I got out of it was the muffin part. (Starts to snore)
Jenna: Oh, how about we just ask Alex?
Isaac: Alex? You mean the all powerful narrator guy? He should know. he has the whole plot of this story somewhere in that overly large brain of his.
Alex: Watch it, Isaac. I could make it so you can't talk again.
Isaac: No!
Sheba: Hey Alex, what's this old guy saying?
Alex: Well, in a very general sense, he is saying that he needs you to go on the search for the magic muffin.
Kraden: (Looking very angry that he was denied a long speech) Yes yes, if you want to put it into fourth grade terms.
Mia: (Appearing very angry) ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT WE HAVE THE EDUCATION OF FOURTH GRADERS?
Kraden: (Hiding behind the chalkboard) No, I was just. I'm not feeling so well. (runs off upstairs)
Everyone: HOORAY! Kraden is gone!
(Sour walks by with sign saying 20 minutes later)
Sour: Why do I have to hold the stupid sign?
Alex: Because I said so! (Alex suddenly looks very tall and menacing)
Sour: Yipe!
Picard: Ummm Yeah. so, are we ready?
Isaac: Yes!
Alex: And so, the group is off on another adventure. Who knows what is in store for them? Oh wait, I do! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Alex: OK, so, how did you like it? I'm not very good at the funny stuff. but I'm learning!
Sour: Pathetic!
Alex: You couldn't do better!
Sour: Oh yes I could! Actually, I am currently working on a new move entitled, "Gone with the Djinn" (Pulls director hat out of nowhere). Here's the script. (Pulls a huge stack of papers out of the same nowhere)
Alex: I'm not posting that! You have way too much free time, which I don't! So people, don't forget to push the little button down there in the corner that says review! Till next chapter! (Walks off sing, So Long, Farewell, from Sound of Music)
Sour: AAAAAAACK it's evil! Vile, horrible, disgusting, revolting, nauseating, RUN AWAY! (Flips over on his side, twitching)
Sour: Ouch. This is pathetic. A muffin?
Alex: Hey, shut up! I don't see you giving me any ideas!
Sour: How about penguins?
Alex: OK, that works! Now, on with the.story?
Ivan: By the way, I just thought I'd take care of this for Alex. Alex does not own Golden Sun (although he wishes he did), does not own The Fairly Oddparents (and he's glad he doesn't), and doesn't wish to cause any harm or trauma to muffins or penguins.
Alex: Thank you Ivan. Oh, and if anyone out there has any suggestions, I'd love to hear them, and I'll probably put them in my story and credit you.
One more thing! I, Alex, am the Narrator in this story, and am (unfortunately) unrelated to the Alex who is known to have Blue hair and is not evil. (I am still hoping to discover otherwise)
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Chapter 1: In the Beginning, there were muffins.
Alex: Our saga starts early one morning with young Ivan, staying upstairs in Kra-
Sour: Very early one morning, might I add.
Alex: Yes, very early. As I was saying, our saga starts with young Ivan lying in bed in Kraden's hou-
Kraden: (Pounding on the door) Ivan! Wake up!
Alex: Oh, whatever. I'll just go with it.
Ivan: (Looking very groggy) Uggggg
Kraden: ::Bang Bang Bang::
Ivan: Oh Jupiter! Why do old people have to get up so early?
Alex: Because they fall asleep at 5:00 in the afternoon. Now get up!
Ivan: (Grumbles, murmurs something about not being paid enough) I'm coming!
Ivan: I'm up Kraden. (emerges in the kitchen, wearing pajamas with little Jupiter Djinn on them, and purple fuzzy slippers)
Ivan: What's for breakfast?
Kraden: Muffins!
Ivan: ::Gasps:: Muffins!
Kraden: Yes muffins, they should be right here.oh no! Where have they gone?
Alex: Kraden opens the cupboard only to find that the muffins have been taken!
Ivan: Well thank you Mr. Obvious.
Alex: Oh shut up, midget.
Ivan: Who you calling a midget, shorty?
::Huge dust cloud battle erupts::
Sour: Later.
Alex: Anywho, Kraden immediately calls the group over to tell them about the missing muffins.
Kraden: (Whispering into the telephone) And I'd like a large, with anchovies and extra mustard sauce.
Alex: As I was saying, hem hem, KRADEN CALLS THE GROUP OVER.
Kraden: Oh, sorry. Yes, Isaac, round up everyone and come at once, I have terrible news.
(Doorbell rings)
Ivan: (emerging from dust cloud) I'll get it! (Opens the door)
Isaac: Hello. Isaac's pizza delivery. That will be $14.99.
Picard: We're all here.
Kraden: Yes, I am so glad the pizza.I mean, you all came. I must explain to you in a long drawn out speech why it is imperative that you set out on an extremely long journey across hundreds of miles on foot. The space time- continuum has had large fluctuations in the total area of the optical spectrum. (He pulls out a huge chalkboard from behind the refrigerator and starts to write on it) As you can see, the limit of the function described by the total integral of the total entropy of the universe is monotonic, and is there for overall increasing. Existentialistic matter provides that the total number of muffins in the overall kinetic energy described by Euler's non planar geometry.
Felix: (Nodding off) Can anybody understand this guy?
Picard: (Also nodding off) Even I can't understand him.
Garet: All I got out of it was the muffin part. (Starts to snore)
Jenna: Oh, how about we just ask Alex?
Isaac: Alex? You mean the all powerful narrator guy? He should know. he has the whole plot of this story somewhere in that overly large brain of his.
Alex: Watch it, Isaac. I could make it so you can't talk again.
Isaac: No!
Sheba: Hey Alex, what's this old guy saying?
Alex: Well, in a very general sense, he is saying that he needs you to go on the search for the magic muffin.
Kraden: (Looking very angry that he was denied a long speech) Yes yes, if you want to put it into fourth grade terms.
Mia: (Appearing very angry) ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT WE HAVE THE EDUCATION OF FOURTH GRADERS?
Kraden: (Hiding behind the chalkboard) No, I was just. I'm not feeling so well. (runs off upstairs)
Everyone: HOORAY! Kraden is gone!
(Sour walks by with sign saying 20 minutes later)
Sour: Why do I have to hold the stupid sign?
Alex: Because I said so! (Alex suddenly looks very tall and menacing)
Sour: Yipe!
Picard: Ummm Yeah. so, are we ready?
Isaac: Yes!
Alex: And so, the group is off on another adventure. Who knows what is in store for them? Oh wait, I do! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Alex: OK, so, how did you like it? I'm not very good at the funny stuff. but I'm learning!
Sour: Pathetic!
Alex: You couldn't do better!
Sour: Oh yes I could! Actually, I am currently working on a new move entitled, "Gone with the Djinn" (Pulls director hat out of nowhere). Here's the script. (Pulls a huge stack of papers out of the same nowhere)
Alex: I'm not posting that! You have way too much free time, which I don't! So people, don't forget to push the little button down there in the corner that says review! Till next chapter! (Walks off sing, So Long, Farewell, from Sound of Music)
Sour: AAAAAAACK it's evil! Vile, horrible, disgusting, revolting, nauseating, RUN AWAY! (Flips over on his side, twitching)