Ness Hits Himself in the Head with a Bat Multiple

by Bahamut Jesus

This is horrible. Do not read it.

Ness Hits Himself in the Head with a Bat Multiple Times

"Hi Ne-" said Paula as Ness whacked himself in the noggin with a bat.

THWAP!

"Heya Paula," said Ness.

"Heya Ne-"

THWAP!

"What?"

"Ness, you might want to stop doing that!"

"But why?!"

"Because, you could greatly injure yoursel-"

THWAP!

"NESS!"

THWAMPTHWAMPTHWAPTHWAPTHWAPTHWAPTHWA- CRASH!!

"Holy crap sicles!" shouted Paula as she watched Ness's face break into shards and his bat rest itself firmly upon his brain.

"Ouch," said Ness.