120 Things you are not Allowed To Do at Hogwarts
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Disclaimer: no, I don't own Harry Potter. If I did, Bree would most defiantly be a character and there would be much more of the Weasley twins and Fred would be alive and Neville would have ended up with Luna an- you get the idea... Anyways, the list belongs to bexyboobell with her permission to be used of course :p
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"Freeeeeed! Georgeeeeeee!" Bree cried as she barreled into the room, a huge grin on her face and long parchment in her hand. She launched herself at them, landing in Fred's lap who immediately wrapped his arms around her waist. "Yes?" The twins chorused, eyeing the parchment with identical mischievous smirks. "Weeeeeeeell." Bree started, smirking as she held the word for as long as she could. "You know how I just had detention with Minn right?" She asked, continuing when she saw the twins nods. "Well, while she was out of the room to use the loo, giving me specific instructions not to move from my seat-" "which you ignored." George added. "Right, which I ignored, obviously. Well, while she was out, I managed to swipe this!" And with that, Bree spread the parchment out on the table. She slipped off of Fred's lap and positioned herself beside him so that he could lean forward and read what was written there:
Things you are not allowed to do at Hogwarts
1. Not allowed to owl members of staff about your love life
2. The Weasley twins are not to be given caffeine shots ever again
3. Not allowed to owl Voldemort
4. Punching Draco Malfoy will not help bring the four houses together
5. The Weasley twins are not god's so stop worshiping them and no your not allowed to make them god's either
6. Not allowed to send Christmas invites to death eaters
7. Can not try to sue any professor because they gave you a detention
8. Not allowed to call professor Snape sevvie poo
9. Not allowed to try an bribe a professor with pickle
10. Not allowed to chase first years with the sword of Gryffindor
11. Not allowed to try an take over Hogwarts
12. You are not allowed to break into the slytherin common room and leave deadly snakes
13. Can not start rumors you know to be false
14. Not allowed to ask what reality the headmaster lives in
15. Wearing clothes is not optional
16. Not allowed to use first years as your personal messenger
17. Not allowed to ask what the hell is a hufflepuff
18. Not allowed to sign your homework from your future Dark lord
19. Can not sell personal items belonging to Harry Potter
20. Not allowed to leave class for a smoke break
21. Not allowed to wake the whole castle up at three in the morning claiming the house elves want to eat your brains
22. Can not write letters to fudge calling him the biggest moron on the planet
23. Not allowed to start Screaming for no reason
24. Not allowed to give Hagrid a crocodile as a birthday present
25. Professor snape is not Merlin and it is wrong to tell first years he is
27. Can not claim to be the love child of Bellatrix and Voldemort
28. Do not ask Snape to sing you a lullaby
29. Not allowed to use Harry Potter as personal shield
30. There is no excuse on earth that can get you out of trouble after stealing Dumbledores candy
31. Just because you claim your a ninja doesn't make it true
32. Not allowed to stalk professor Snape as something to do
33. Can not send professor Mcgonagall tins of tuna for Christmas or birthday
34. The Weasley twins can not cancel any orders given to you by a professor
35. Not allowed to give peeves a paint gun
36. Not allowed to tell first years if they hug snape he will award them house points
37. Not allowed to repaint any part of Hogwarts
38. Using the excuse I was bored will not get you out of trouble
39. Not allowed to tell prefect were they can stick there badge
40. Not allowed to blow things up for the hell of it
41. Not allowed to try and feed Draco Malfoy to Aragog
42. Can not try to sell Hogwarts to muggles
43. Not allowed to bring a dragon to school
44. Can not claim you are Godric Gryffindor reborn
45. Not allowed to hold a rave in the forbidden forest
46. Not allowed to hold Mrs Norris hostage until Filch returns your dung bombs
47. Not allowed to call slytherins interbreed morons
48. Can not declare that every Saturday is walk around naked day
49. Not allowed to fix a Quiditch match
50. Can not shave Dumbledores beard off
51. Not allowed to turn up to class drunk
52. Can not start a fight club
53. Not allowed to tell people Snapes a vampire
54. Not allowed to give the Weasley twins ideas
55. Can not put Voldemort down as your biggest influence in life
57. Not allowed to ask any professor what crawled up their butt an died
58. Not allowed to make up a prophecy were you marry Harry Potter
59. Can not ask professor Snape to become your life coach
60. Not allowed to threaten anyone with a teaspoon
61. Not allowed to use the whomping willow as a catapult
62. Not allowed to leave class to go an slay a dragon
63. Not allowed to try an blackmail professors into letting you do what ever you want
64. Not allowed to pour water over umbridge
65. Can not blame other people for things that you have done
66. Not allowed to use a house elves to build you a pyramid
67. Not allowed to rename Halloween let's try an kill Harry Potter day
68. Not allowed to use slytherins as bludgers
69. Not allowed to ask deatheaters to sing phantom of the opera
70. Can not claim Lucias Malfoy is your sugar daddy
71. Not allowed to traumatize first years
72. Not allowed to turn the Great Hall into a swimming pool
73. Not allowed to trip filch up
74. Not allowed to declare your self Ruler of everything
75. Not allowed to teach Draco Malfoy the errors of his ways by causing him pain
76. Not allowed to leave potions to go join the Cult of the Rubber Duck
77. The Weasley twins are not allowed to start a cult called the Rubber Duck or any other cult for that matter
78. Not allowed to laugh when you see what Ronald Weasley is wearing to the Yule Ball
79. Not allowed to throw Umbridge to the giant squid
80. You can not break into any professors room to leave them a gift of dragon dung
81. Not allowed to sing in class
82. Not allowed to make the Dursleys pay for what they have done to Harry
83. Not allowed to make up spells
84. Not allowed to threaten slytherins with a cheese cake
85. Not allowed to burn down the library to annoy Hermione and the ravenclaws
86. Not allowed to call Crabbe and Goyle dum and dumber
87. Not allowed to call unicorns my little pony
88. Professor Mcgonagall does not care that you can do back flips
89. Not allowed to pay the Weasley twins to Prank your cheating ex
90. Not allowed to leave the school grounds to go party with goblins
91. You can not use a skateboard down the stairs
92. Not allowed to be a referee for Ron and Hermione arguments
93. Just because someone annoys you it does not give you the right to punch them
94. Not allowed to fill the Gryffindor common room with shaving cream and shower gel
95. Not allowed to turn the charms class room as a casino
96. Not allowed to give your homework to fluffy just so you can say a dog ate my homework
97. Can not use Harry's broom to clean the ceiling
98. Hogwarts wouldn't be better if you were allowed to get drunk
99. Not allowed to eat chocolate till you puke
100. Not allowed to stay awake for a week
101. Can not place sleeping draught in a professors goblets
102. Not allowed to annoy Snape until he cracks
103. Not allowed to get Hagrid drunk
104. Yes Umbridge does look like a toad but your not allowed to tell her everyday
105. Not allowed to call professor Mcgonagall the cat in the hat
106. Not allowed to start a radio station were you reveal everyone's most embarrassing secrets
107. Not allowed to make your pure blood if jokes
108. There is no such thing as a werevirgin so stop asking
109. Not allowed to place a giant statue of a fish in the great hall
110. Can not harm people that wake you up before noon on the weekends
111. Not allowed to tell mad eye people are following him the man's paranoid a enough as it is
112. Cheese isn't homework
113. Not allowed to help peeves cause mayhem
114. Not allowed to introduce yourself as Mr annoying banana pants
115. Potions class isn't the place to go for therapy
116. Not allowed to call the headmaster a fool
117. Not allowed to invite merpeople for a BBQ
118. If something thing looks dangerous it probably is
119. Not allowed to write to Voldemort to ask about his childhood issues
120. Not allowed to sing can't fight the moonlight to professor Lupin."
"You, Brianna Valentino,-" George started after a moment of shocked silence.
"are amazing." Fred finished, the both of them giving her looks of awe. Bree grimaced, glaring at them. "First, don't call me Brianna. Second, I know I am." She said, a crooked grin on her face. "Anyways, we have to do this list! Imagine how happy we can make people again!" Ever since Umbridge had become Headmisstress she had practically been turning the school into a prison. The three had always tried to keep smiles on their faces, trying to comfort the younger students and make them laugh after a detention with the toad. "Bree, I believe you just started something beautiful." Fred commented, pulling Bree back onto his lap. "Of course I did, who do you take me for? Percy?"