His Name Is . . .

by Alien Outcast

I think it's funny, but you guys'll prob. think it's corny. Oh well. It's super short and it's kind of a songfic if u can call it that. U might like it, I don't know. I wrote it in like 10 min. Umm, please r/r and tell me if it's corny, funny, or just the

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

Summary: Lily wants the name Harry for their son, but James thinks it's stupid.

Author's Note: I thought this up really quick. You have to pronounce Harry really stupid to make it funny. Umm, I changed the words in the song "his" instead of "my."

His name is . . .

What?

His name is

What?

His name is

What?

His name is . . . .

. . . . . .Haaaaaaarry

What?

His name is

What?

His name is

What?

His name is . . . .

. . . . . .Haaaaaaarry

"His name is going to be Harry."

"Excuse me?"

"Harry."

"But that's a stupid name!"

"It is not!"

"Yes it is."

"I like Harry."

"Well I don't."

"Why not?"

"It's a stupid name! Just listen to it: Hhhhaaary"

"Well that's because you exaggerated it."

"It still sounds stupid."

"Be nice."

"I am!"

"No you're not."

"Do you want our son to grow up named . . .Harry?"

"Yes!"

"What about you Sirius?"

"It's a stupid name."

"Thank you!"

"Sirius, how dare you take his side over mine!"

"I knew him longer."

"See, it's a stupid name."

"You can make any name sound stupid if you exaggerate it: JJJJhhhhhaaaaames"

"I'm going to ignore that since it doesn't even sound like James."

"I want it to be Harry!"

"Fine it's Harry! But mark my words, he'll be picked on."

The story goes to the first book where Dudley and his gang are picking on Harry. James pops in.

"See, what'd I tell you?"

Author's Note: Did you think it was funny or corny? Actually, I thought it was funny, but of course you're talking to the girl who laughs at anything. I bet you guys think it's corny, but that's okay, cuz I enjoyed it.

P.S. there's no sequel!