Rules for Nessie and Jake dating

by ninjakelso

name says it all pretty shor cuz i got writers block. rated t cuz im paranoid

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight

1. Think that she is pregnant just to make Edward mad

2. Think that she is pregnant because it's possible

3. Do anything to make number 2 possible

4. Be alone for extended periods of time

5. In the time that you are alone lock a door

6. Go on a date alone.

7. Tell Edward and Bella that they eloped and that Nessie is pregnant

8. Act guilty of any rule.

9. Be guilty of the rules

(A/N: Sorry its short but that's all I could think of. Give me some ideas and ill ad a 2nd chapter.)