Dedication- I would first of all like to dedicate this story to all the Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Tom Felton lovers out there. This story is for you because it is of course all our fantasy to make out with them LOL. They are so incredibly hot and I love them all.

But most of all I want to dedicate this to my dearest friends Annah Theo, and of course the always outrageous Joanne aka Momo. Without them none of this would have been possible. This is their story and I am giving it to them.

Love you guys!

If you've ever dreamed of getting with Harry, Ron or Malfoy then this story is for you. I have been told that it is quite humorous, it's a comedy so I guess that's a good thing. Doesn't contain many spells. You may find it a little naughty in come parts- well most parts but overall I think that anyone with an imagination(possibly a dirty imagination LOL) should find it thoroughly enjoyable.

Rating: PG.15.

Disclaimer:

JK Rowling is a bloody brilliant (as Ron would say) writer. She has restored the faith in reading that I never had. These are her characters and her settings. So I do not own them, don't go suing as I have no money of which to speak of. I own the plot but without the characters she has created the plot probably wouldn't exist. JK Rowling has an amazing mind.

Chapter One- New Girls and Staring.

"Excuse me Mr Potter",

Harry looked up to find a slightly less than impressed Snape glaring down at him.

"Could you repeat what I just said?"

Oh shit thought Harry. It seemed he had slipped into another one of his daydream like comas-, which seemed to serve well- especially in potions.

"ummmm..."

"Mr Potter it appears that you have not been listening would I be correct in this assumption?"

"ummm...yes " replied Harry looking up at Snape who towered above him.

"And had you been listening, which you obviously weren't, you would have been able to recall that I was explaining to the class the properties of Grindylow skin. Well Potter what do you have to say for your short attention span behavior?" (A/N: A-D-D?lol)

"ummmmm..."

"10 Points from Gryffindor!"

Without thinking Harry shot out, "Why?" The rest of the class held their breaths knowing perfectly well it was quite dangerous to back chat Snape.

"Why... (Sounding sarcastic) 5 for not paying attention, another 5 for not knowing the answer and a detention for answering back!" He snapped.

Detention! Harry thought but just as he was about to answer back again Hermione pulled him back- "it's not worth it", she whispered.

"Excuse me!" piped up a small voice from across the room. "Excuse me Professor Snape sir, ummm I don't think you should've given Harry a detention."

By now the whole class had turned around and were all looking at this girl wondering what had made her stand up to Snape.

Feeling everyone's eyes upon her she sunk back into her seat.

"I know you may be new here Ms Olivieri but I think you best learn that questioning your professors is not a good start. Learn it quickly", he growled.

He walked back over to his desk turned back to face the class looked at her and said, "You will join Mr Potter in detention tonight in the dungeons. Now if there are no more interruptions I will continue", he said scowling at both Harry and the girl.

Snape continued ranting on about Hinkypunk livers and Red Cap blood, but Harry didn't pay any attention. He was too busy staring at the girl who stood up for him. What's her name? he wondered. He hadn't seen her before but he saw that she wore a yellow and maroon scarf, which meant she was in Gryffindor. Harry couldn't believe he had never noticed her before. She was a small girl not very tall with long chocolate coloured hair that fell gracefully to her shoulders and dazzling blue eyes. Harry felt fixed upon this girl and he couldn't take his eyes off her.

"Harry! Hey Harry!" whispered Ron from across the table while Snape's back was turned.

"What?" snapped Harry who was cranky from being interrupted from his own thoughts.

"Harry, look over there." Said Ron pointing with a devilish grin on his face.

He was pointing at Malfoy who had his eyes fixated on a girl in front of him.

Harry laughed but then covered it up by pretending to cough and clear his throat.

The girl sitting in front of him was writing on her parchment with a silver feathered quill. She had blonde wavy hair that was shoulder length.  Her eyes were blue and her skin was lightly tanned.

Ron seemed to get quite a kick out of seeing Malfoy 'drool' over this girl, he kept quietly chuckling to himself at the thought of Malfoy being mushy and buying her boxes of chocolate and flowers.

"Who is she?" Harry asked.

"She's just arrived, her name is Joanne. She's in Gryffindor." stated Hermione.

Ron looked up at the ceiling pretending to pray. He closed his eyes, put his hands together and chanted:

"Dear lord, we thank you for this fine meal we are about to receive in our common room... OWW!" ( Hermione had just slapped him on the shoulder)

"...and may we be truly thankful and remember looks aren't everything, " he quickly added.