A/N: Behold! The epic crack-fic collab project between Superstarultra, BKE, and Gladiator Beast MCK! Fear us and our one-shots of doomy doom! Can the SOS Brigade stand up to our insanity more than Haruhi's?

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Probably not.

Think of this as HaruhiRolled's little, estranged, next-door neighbor's, twice-removed, twin sibling who only shows up at holidays. Some chapters will be made up randomly by us on our chats. Others each contributed by us.

Now enjoy your stay, you lovely Haruhiists, you.

It was an odd day in the clubroom; Mikuru was reading a spicy lemon, Kyon was taking a nap and drooling, Yuki was fapping to a Penthouse magazine, Itsuki was stuffing his face full of cookies, and Haruhi was attempting to hold in a fart.

But then suddenly, a dragon appeared outside in the school athletics yard!

"WHAT IS THIS DEMONRY?!?!" cried Yuki, pointing with a sticky index finger

"I am Steve the Dragon," the dragon replied as he did the Carmelldansen with the entire cast of Bleach.

"Would you all shut up!? I'm trying to fantasize about Miss Suzumiya doing naughty things to me!" Mikuru said out loud.

Mikuru went back to her lemon, but instead of an epic romance, she found herself staring into the epic rapeface of........

Sounou Mori!!!!

"I've come to taste your busty glory....." chuckled Mori, licking her lips seductively.

"Does anybody even care that there's a REAL LIVE DRAGON at this school?" Steve said in a annoyed tone.

"I CARE!" squealed Haruhi, running to hug the lizard, when all of a sudden, her butt went PPPPFFFFFTTT!!!

"Oh, fuck, I'm leaving," said the frustrated dragon as he flew off into the sky with the entire cast of Bleach following him.

"Miss Suzumiya, that was nasty," frowned Yuki, burping up a cloud of perfume to get rid of the noxious gas cloud.

"Kyon! This is somehow all your fault! Are you ready for the penalty?!" Haruhi screamed in Kyon's face.

"FUCK. YOU," Kyon waved away Haruhi's odor, while Itsuki pointed and laughed at his goddess.

"Fine then. Let's see how you like... THIS!" she snarled as she brought out a big rock out of nowhere, and knocked out Kyon with the rock.

Itsuki became furious and withdrew a Beam Sword from Super Smash Bros. Brawl. "HOW DARE YOU STRIKE THE MAN OF MY DREAMS, YOU GIANT BITCH! CHIEF OR NO CHIEF, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!"

"Bring it on! ...Twilight boy!" Haruhi exclaimed as she pulled a sledgehammer out of her ass.

"A knocked-out Kyon? DIBS!" giggled Mori, who stopped advancing on a frightened Mikuru and knelt down to make out with him......

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"And that's what happens when a bisexual Japanese girl steals your sledgehammer, Hunter," Shawn said as he pressed stop on the DVD player.

"So? Now what?" asked the buff fighter, as they lay upon the couch in Shawn's mansion.

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Then suddenly Haruhi woke up from her sleep. "Ghaaaa!!! I had the most horrible dream!"

"I see you did..." chuckled a voice; Haruhi looked to her side and saw lying there, smoking a cigarette next to her naked body was none other then.................. STEVE THE DRAGON!!!!

"GHAAAAAAA!!!" Then Haruhi woke up again, "I had the most terrible nightmare!"

"Mmmmmmmmmmm.... Hush, my supple bisexual flower..... You're much softer than Mikuru...." Mori grinned wolfishly.

"NOT AGAINNNNNN!!!" Haruhi screamed as she woke up...AGAIN.

Haruhi looked around saw that she was alone; she sighed contently until a hand fell upon her left shoulder.

"What's up Shawn?" Said Hunter as she noticed that she was heavier and had longer blond hair than before.

And then it turns out this was all a very FUCKED-UP LSD-induced dream that the Undertaker was having.

The end.

A/N: Be afraid reader. Be very, VERY afraid.

Why?

Because this is only beginning.......... OF THE END OF YOUR SANITY!!!

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Read, review, and favorite. You will not be disappointed.

Later!