To be honest, I don't know what this is. But please enjoy~
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter-this never happened.
Sorry for the crap writing.
It was Christmas holiday, and the Great Hall was empty except for two students and the headmaster. The two students were from opposing houses, Gryffindor and Slytherin.
"Hello Harry! How are you doing this fine morning?" asked Dumbledore from the front of the room. The raven slowly looked up from his oatmeal. He smiled and put a thumb up. The headmaster smiled at Harry before turning to Draco Malfoy. Dumbledore nodded politely. Draco returned the gesture.
"Well boys, I must be going!" yelled Professor Dumbledore. He got up and left from the door near the head table. Draco glanced at Harry and smirked. Yes, it would be perfect. He decided to torture Harry with his top-notch seduction skills.
The blonde turned his attention toward his toast. "Perfect!" thought Malfoy. He grabbed the grape jelly and dropped a glob of it on the toast. He quickly spread it over the bread. Now, to commence operation Seduction by Toast!
Harry POV~
I was looking around the Great Hall, bored out of my mind. My gaze was veered toward Draco Malfoy. What the hell was he doing?! Malfoy brought the toast to his mouth, and licked it. Wait, what is he doing with his eyes? Are they going cross-eyed? He kept licking the toast. Now, he was licking it with his eyes closed. What is he doing?
Malfoy shoved a corner of the bread into his mouth. He bit off a huge chunk of the bread, his own saliva dripping off of it. What the bloody hell am I witnessing?
I decided Malfoy was just trying to freak me out, so I left. Once I was past the door I heard a horrible sound. It sounded like a swan was getting hit by a frying pan while being raped by a dog.
Draco POV~
I glanced at Potter. He's looking in this direction. Good. I slowly licked the jelly off the toast. I licked it again, but placed a seductive look on my face. God, I'm so sexy! I closed my eyes and dragged the bread over my tongue.
Now, I went to part two of my awesome plan. I gently placed an edge of the toast into my mouth. I slowly ripped a small piece of the bread off and chewed. Something was dripping onto my hands…what is that? It must be some jelly or something. Oh, would you look at that! Harry Potter was running out of the Great Hall! He must have a HUGE problem. I cackled evilly.