This is my first fanfic so please be nice, ideas and suggestions are welcome

Disclaimer: I don't own bleach and I am not making any money out of this

The italicized words are from the movie with names changed

Unohana is the Narrator

Chapter 1 The History

Soul Society has Changed

I feel it in the Water

I feel it in the earth

I smell it in the air

Much that once was is lost

For now none live to remember it

It began with the creating of the Gikongans

Three were given to Random Adults Isshin, Ryuuken and the great leader Unohana which is so great that she has been given the damn honor of narrating, Ha! Take that Isshin and Ryuuken, ahem. Excuse me, anyway.

Seven to Random Pulses (which don't need to be named due to the fact that they're dead)

And Ten to the Espada great Fighters but dumb enough to accept those Damn Artifacts that, I the Great Unohana has decided to throw away! Back to the story.

For believe it or not those Espada believed that with the help of those Soul Candy that they could Successfully Rule their Domains.

But all of them were deceived……. Except me of course! Why would anyone even think that I, The Great Unohana would be deceived by such cheap tricks!

Okay he had me for a moment but I felt it

Okay I Didn't but I was first to React

Alright! Even Kurosaki Acted faster

Anyway, for another Gikongan was made

In the land of Hueco Mundo in the Bowels of a really big and smoky Volcano that we shall call Las Noches

The Dark…..sigh! Believe it or not Plushie Kon forged in secret a master Gikongan to control all others

And into this Gikongan he poured all his Cuteness his Fluffiness….

Okay! His Cruelty and Malice and his will to dominate all life (which I doubt he even had in the first place)

One Gikongan to rule them all, one by one the free people of Soul Society fell to the Cuteness of the Dark Plushie

But there were some who resisted

A last alliance of Shinigami and Quincy march against the armies of Hueco Mundo and on the slopes of Las Noches the fought for the freedom of Soul Society

'Quincy firing bows, hollows brandishing teeth……well, trying I doubt they could with those masks on, hollows dying'

"Ready" Ryuuken shouted "Fire!" followd by brutal hand to hand combat'

Victory was near, but the power of the Gikongan could not be undone

'Shinigami Backing away in fear at the presence of a one and a half foot lion Plushie'

"Kawaii!" 'Several Shinigami flew away at the might of its cuteness'

"Kawaii!" 'Even more Shinigami flying away at the might of its cuteness'

"Kawaii!" 'Three more groups of Shinigami flying away at the might of its cuteness'

'Isshin's Dad Tossed away Dead'

It was in this moment all hope had faded, that Isshin the King took up his dad's Sword

"Kawa…" 'Isshin's sword breaking after being stepped upon by Kon's Fluffy foot'

'Wild swing of the blade that no doubt chopped off the Plushie's head effectively knocking out a piece of green candy'

Boom! The Dark Plushie Exploded That weirdly enough knocked out all the Hollows in the area.

Kon enemy of the free people was Vanquished… of course not permanently I'll make sure that the story is longer so you people will be awed by my wonderful narrating skills.

The Soul Candy passed on to Isshin who had this one chance to destroy evil forever but obviously didn't for some weird reason

But the Candy has a will of its own

'Isshin getting attacked by Hollows'

"No! must keep candy… Oh Masaki if you were here what would you have done!

"Um shouldn't you be fighting back sir?" Said a random Shinigami Guard

"Stay away I am asking the great god Masaki for great divine advice, now go away!"

"But!" Stuttered the Shinigami barely blocking an attack

"Go away already I'm trying to grieve here"

"But!" Stabbing a Hollow in the Chest

"Do you know who I am; I'm Isshin the King of Seretei! You should be begging for mercy right now."

"But!" the guard said now bleeding heavily.

"No more buts, you are disturbing the king's ritual to ask for the help of the great goddess Masaki! You are to be executed."

"Screw you!" the guards dropping their soul slayers and fleeing

"Hey! Who's gonna carry my Masaki shrine?"

"What the?!?" Isshin screamed while getting stabbed by a hollow

It betrayed Isshin and killed him

And some things that should not have been forgotten were.

History became legend, legend became myth

For two and a half thousand years

"For some strange reason why did I the great Dark Lord Kon land in a lake that nobody likes to dive in?"

It lied at the bottom of a lake

Until chance came it ensnared a new bearer, a real idiot if you ask me. I mean

Taking an obviously suspicious piece of candy that could not possibly trusted!

"My precious" a long white haired Shiro said in a low voice

The ring came to the Shinigami Ukitake who took up residence in the tunnels of the Inuzuri mountains

And there consumed him. It brought to the Shiro unnatural long life, as if he didn't already have unnatural long life

Rumors say that the Dark Plushie is returning to power.

Something happened then the Candy did not intend it was picked up by the most unlikely creature, a Chibified human! Of Karakura.

"What's this?" A curious store owner by the name Urahara man asked

"Well whatever it is I could probably sell it at my shop to some sucker."

The time will come that Humans will shape the future of all.