Hurky: I'm back in the new year with a new story! The first new story of 2006!
Readers: (applaud)
Hurky: And this story will be totally different because it will mostly take place on a stage and Riku will be on it throughout the entire story!
Riku fangirls: AIEEEEEEE! AHHHHHH! WOOOOOOOO! (one passes out and hits the floor)
Hurky: Yes, anyways, Riku will be onstage, doing stand-up comedy. I, along with other special guests, including Ansem, will make guest appearances!
Readers: (applaud)
Hurky: This story is based on one of my favorite shows, so I decided to throw in a little sketch comedy! And now, without further ado, here's the story!
Disclaimer: Hurky doesn't own Kingdom Hearts or any Disney characters, or Mind of Mencia. It's a great show, though! I also don't own Ryo or Alexa. Ryo and Alexa belong to their authoresses. She does own Hurky (herself).
Riku ran onstage with a screaming audience screaming their heads off.
"Thanks!" he said. The audience stopped going crazy. "Hey, everyone! Welcome to Mind of Riku!"
The audience cheered.
"As you all know, I have my own show." said Riku.
"No duh, Sherlock!" yelled a guy wearing a paper bag on his head.
"As I was saying!" said Riku. "I have a show now and what a great show it's gonna be! I've got some jokes, sketch comedy, and special guests coming! We've got Sora-"
The Sora fangirls went crazy with cheering, screaming, crying, holding homemade We Love Sora signs, and one passing out on the floor.
"-We have Kairi, Hurky, Alexa, Donald, Goofy, King Mickey, Ansem, my evil twin brother Rep, and a whole lot of other people!" continued Riku.
"You missed someone!" yelled a voice.
Everyone in the audience looked around to see where the voice came from, but Riku immediately knew who the voice belonged to and where it came from.
"Don't tell me..." moaned Riku as he slapped a hand on his forehead.
A spotlight came on and shone onto the balcony, where a blonde haired girl wearing jeans and a t-shirt saying, "Watch More Anime" stood. The audience applauded, since they all knew who she was.
"Ryo!" cried Riku. "I should have known!"
"Yup, your number one fangirl!" said Ryo gleefully. She jumped down from the balcony and joined Riku onstage. "And your new co-host!"
"Ryo, I will not have a co-host!" said Riku.
"You offered Sora to be your co-host." said Ryo with a pout and sitting on a chair on the stage. "Why not me?"
"That's because Sora and I are a team!" said Riku. "We're best friends!"
"Aren't we a team?" asked Ryo sadly.
"Well, kind of..." droned Riku as he thought. Then he got to his senses and joined reality. "Tell you what. How about you be a frequent guest?"
"REALLY?" squealed Ryo. "Thankyouthankyouthankyou!"
Then, she glomped Riku (a glomp is a tackle and a hug) and skipped offstage in happiness.
"Awwwww..." cooed the audience.
"Yeah. Cute." said Riku. "Now get off of me!"
Ryo let go of Riku and sat in an empty chair in the front of the audience.
"So we rang in the New Year just last night!" said Riku. "The people on TV say that 2006 will be better than 2005 was!"
"WOOOOO!" cheered the audience. Someone took out a bottle of champagne, shook it, uncorked it open, and sprayed champagne all over the place, and other people put on sunglasses that said 2006, pulled out noisemakers, and made lots of noise.
"I held a New Year's Eve party at my house." said Riku. "As soon as the clock stroke midnight and everyone yelled the whole Happy New Year thing, my two best friends kissed each other and I was kissed by my extreme fangirl. My other friends, Hurky and Alexa, just opened a bottle of apple cider and nearly drank the entire thing..."
"YEAH! CIDER!" yelled a guy from the audience.
"Was there alcohol in it?" asked another guy in the audience, really a cop looking for people to arrest.
"No, there wasn't, since most of us are under 21." said Riku. "Goofy had the alcoholic one, lol."
"Oh, okay." said the cop.
"After that, my friends and I set off the one thing I really love into the sky, which-" said Riku until he was cut off.
"Were you shooting guns into the sky?" asked the cop, now horrified at the thought of people shooting guns into the air.
"NO!" cried Riku. "We shot FIREWORKS! Yes, I love fireworks."
The audience applauded.
"Were they illegal?" asked the cop.
"What?" asked Riku. "Wait a minute, are you a cop?"
"What are you talking about?" asked the cop nervously as he scratched his head, but then abadge fell out.
"He is a cop!" yelled Riku. "Seize him!"
Two buff guys wearing yellow shirts saying SECURITY went to the guy, took him away, and kicked him out.
"And stay out!" said the bald security guard.
"Thanks, guys!" said Riku as he applauded. "Let's give it up for my security guards, Jack and Edward!"
The audience applauded.
"I don't really like cops because they keep giving me tickets for either speeding or driving where I'm not supposed to be driving." said Riku. "I will now do a segment of what I hate. You know what I hate?"
"What?" asked the audience.
"Egg jokes!" said Riku.
"YEAH!" said the audience.
"You know why?" asked Riku. "Because they're stupid! They make perfectly good words sound completely retarded! Like eggcellent, eggceptional, and eggciting! You know what else I hate?"
"What?" asked the audience.
"Reality TV!" said Riku. "You know why? It's because ordinary people go on them to make a complete fool out of themselves for fifteen minutes of fame! And if they lose, they walk away with nothing and no dignity!"
Riku looked at his watch. "Whoops. Better go. I know my jokes weren't that funny today, but I'll do better next time! And we have Sora as a guest next chapter and a comedic sketch, good night everybody!" he said.
He walked off the stage and the audience applauded...
Hurky: Like Riku said, I know the first chapter isn't that great, but it will get better, so bear with me, guys. Have a Happy New Year!