Disclaimer: Do I really have to say? Bah. JKR owns everything I don't. I never will. Grr.
A/N: SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH:P Written by Ron's POV.
There it was again. A whisper followed by a moan followed by a chuckle. It doesn't matter to us Gryffindors if someone takes someone to bed and shags them silly. Just all they need to do is, put a Silencing Charm around their bed! I didn't know Harry was dating anyone. Hermione might've known. She knows everything. Somehow. Since the first time I heard Harry's bed creaking and all that noise that was escaping from his curtains wrapped firmly around his bed, I've worked out that it's a male in there. And it's someone in Slytherin. I heard Harry purr (Ew!) something about, 'You Snarky Snake'. Oh my, they're getting louder now. I wonder if anyone else is awake? I'm gonna go check-
I can't get up because now they're speeding things up and now making lots of, erm, arousing noises. Like moaning, Parseltongue, and- was that Harry saying 'Harder!'? I wouldn't of thought he was a bottom...
Now there's a sound of skin slapping on skin. I'm sure I recognise that voice that's saying 'Harry!'. Argh! I know whats gonna happen now. I shove my pillow around my ears to block out the unmistakable noise of someone... you know... which is followed by an identical groan.
I lift the pillow cautiously off from my ears and peer round my curtains. I can hear murmurs and someone sighing. Thank god they're finished. In the morning I'm going to tell Harry all about it. I try to go to sleep now but now I can hear them talking now. But the only sentences I can hear are:
"I love you, Harry" and,
"Love you too, Draco."
Now I really need to talk to Harry in the morning.