A/N: okay at first I said NO WAY CAN I DO THIS then I thought about it and said maybe I can because I can come up with some funny stuff (in my head) so here it goes.
Mr. Todd meets Dr. Phil (along with the rest of his cast) this is based after the final scene, pretend that everyone is resurrected or somthin just go with the program and you will be happy. And if you don't I will send Dr. Phil after you mwahahahaha. Okay maybe I should see him first, well here it is written like a script.
(This is actions and other stuff)
(Have Mr. Todd and Dr. Phil on stage)
Dr Phil: so Sweeney, why do you think that you killed all of those innocent people?
Todd: Because, they all deserve to die (in a dark tone)
Dr Phil: Everyone? Even me?"
Todd: Of course you! (Points razor at him)
Dr Phil: where did that come from?
Todd: Why in hell did you put me in this nuthouse? I was perfectly happy bein dead then you had to go resurrect me with all of that technical crap
Dr Phil: it's called medicine
Todd: Well I don't need any bloody medicine. I am perfectly sane
Dr Phil: Then why did you kill all of those people, just to get to one man?
Todd: Because until then I needed to make a livin, and no way in hell was I goin to be a baker. Can you imagine me doin that?! Prancing around in a little apron serving my latest victims to unsuspecting people? No way!
Dr Phil: Speaking of a baker how do you feel about what Mrs. Lovett did to you
Todd: She's a bloody wonder (dark tone)
Dr Phil: So you admire her?
Todd (nearly screaming) ADMIRE?! SHE LET ME KILL MY OWN WIFE HOW DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES ME FEEL? IMAGINE I GO UP TO YOUR WIFE AND SLIT HER THROAT HOW WOULD YOU FEEL?
Dr Phil: that would make me very sad (baby voice)
Todd: You're damn right it made me sad, I even let that boy kill me, and for what?! So I could be brought back with 'medicine' and talk to you about me 'feelings'? I have no feelings I am Sweeney Todd (Jumps up on seat razors in hand)
Dr Phil: where are those razors coming from?!
Todd: These are my friends. See this one is Sharie and this one is Nellie and this one is Lucy and this one is BillyBobJoe!
Dr Phil: SECURITY WE NEED THE KNOCK OUT GAS!
Todd: What's knock out (falls over asleep from knock out gas)
Dr Phil: We're going to take a small break and later on we will bring out some of his other friends
A/N: So far I deserve 3 out of 10 but don't worry Mrs. Lovett's comin up and I'll try to make that very interesting plz review criticism welcomed