Ummmm….Hi guys….Yea…. I havent updated anything in like a year…I havent died yet o.o But I did move, and have to find a new school, cuz mine decided it's gonna close just as I'm going to be a senior, and I've been cramming for like tests and crap.

Well, I decided to write a new story….. Hope you like X.x

KEY:

"This"- means talking

'This'-Means thinking

This-means flashback, or something similar

This- popps up when someones reading a letter.

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN HARUHI SUZUMIYA NO YUUTSU. IF I DID ITSUKI AND KYON WOULD BE SCHMUCKING LIKE BUNNIES.

Enjoy :D

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"Argh! I can't take it anymore! Where are those two?!"

Haruhi was mad, scratch that, she was infuriated. She had taken the liberty of calling up her dear SOS brigaide to an emergency meeting. Mikuru and Yuki came in record time, but it had been four hours since she called on Itsuki and Kyon, and neither of them had shown up yet.

Haruhi pouted, before slamming her hands onto her desk "If they don't get here soon, I'm going to make sure theres enough punishment to go around the brigaide for weeks!" she raged hotly. Mikuru flinched, fear growing in her big round eyes. Yuki glanced up from her book slightly, before going back to scanning the text.

A knot began forming on Haruhis brow. She shook her head 'Alright, calm down Haruhi. Theres gotta be something to do around here while you wait…' The pondering brunette looked around, not liking what she saw. 'What the hell, books? That's all that's here?' She glanced at Yuki 'Well, she's reading her weird novels as usual…' She looked at Mikuru. ' and she's reading…. What is she reading?'

Mikuru's eyes were glued to the book she was reading. It looked like a normal manga, that would be read by the average reader. Mikuru, however, wasn't exactly acting like the average reader. Her breathing was slightly eradic, and her body was tense. One hand clenching the book close to her face, the other was up to her mouth, chewing on her nails. A small blush was painted on her cheeks, and her hands shook as she turned the pages.

This made Haruhi curious. She tilted her head to see the cover of the book. On the cover were men. Who didn't look half bad from where she was. They were both brunette,. One with a mischievous glint in his eyes, the other with a flush on his face. They were both under an umbrella, in the rain.

Haruhi squinted at the title. 'Surprises in the rain…huh?' Haruhi blinked. 'I wonder what kinda book this is?' she pondered curiously.

It was then that an idea sparked in her brain, and an evil glint came in her eyes.

With the stealth of a ninja, Haruhi silently got up from her desk, and whooshed right behind an unexpected Mikuru, who was to engrossed in her book to notice Haruhi.

"Hey, Mikuru."

The said redhead jumped, snapping the book closed and holding it to her chest. After calming herself, she slowly turned to their leader. "Y-Yes? Whatever is the matter?" the timid girl asked nervously.

Haruhi smiled "Mind if I borrow that book?" She asked with a not-so-innocent look on her eyes. Mikuru's eyes widened, and a blush popped on her face. "Ah- that is… umm… I don't think that it's your kind of book-"

The redhead was forced to dodge Haruhi, as she made a grab for the book. "H-Haruhi-San!" She blushed madly, knowing that her dear leader would go to great lengths in order to get her book. Haruhi merely smirked, "Aww, Come on. I'm curious. Gimme" she said swiftly before pouncing on the redhead.

Yuki merely flipped another page of her book, as Mikuru's desperate "N-NOO'S" and "SAVE MEEE'S" echoed through the room, silently ignoring them. When a certain "HA!" rang through the room, however, she looked up slightly. Interested in her "Leader's" reaction.

Haruhi stood triumphantly, her foot planted on Mikuru's toosh and her hand making a v for victory as the redhead lay on the ground, tears and a red blush on her cheeks.

Smiling, Haruhi flipped through the book.

Only to ghasp, and drop it a few seconds later.

"M-Mikuru… What are you READING" She asked, horror struck.

Mikuru got back up, and could do nothing but sit and watch her precious book fall from her friends hands. A look of shock on her brunette companions face. "Ah…I umm… That book is…" She flushed and looked away, not really knowing how to explain things to her.

"It's a Yaoi novel." a monotone voice said from the corner.

Mikuru and Haruhi both turned to their purple haired friend, who's book was resting open on her lap.

"It is a story that portrays forbidden love." She continued, "The two men meet in the rain, and fall in love. It then shows how their love turns into something more, as they meet every time it rains." She finished quietly.

Haruhi flushed, before looking back at the small book on the floor.

She picked the book up, and flipped through it again, thinking maybe she saw, and maybe even heard, wrong. Nope the two brunettes were still making out in the blasted rain. She flushed when she got to the more 'heated' parts of the book. But what freaked her out the most was…

…She couldn't turn away.

She glanced at Mikuru, who was twidling her fingers, wanting to start from the beginning. She frowned, knowing that would mean actually ASKING something from her. She glanced back to the book…

And realized that it was totally worth it.

Throwing her pride to the wind, she turned to her friend. "M-Mikuru?" the brunette asked timidly. The readhead flinched, before looking up to her friend. "Y…Yes?"

Haruhi found herself twidling her fingers, not knowing how to ask….

"Suzumiya Haruhi."

The brunette looked up, and caught a book coming her way. She looked at the cover, which had the two brunette boys on it. Sitting under a tree, looking at the rain. She looked up at Yuki questioningly.

"It's Volume 1." the purple haired girl said simply.

That was all Haruhi had to hear.

She rushed back to her desk and began reading.

ONE HOUR LATER

Haruhi had gone through only 3 of the 16 volumes when the club door slid open. Showing a smiling Izuki, and an annoyed Kyon.

The annoyed Brunette stepped forward, bowing slightly, "Sorry for the wait, Apperantly someone stole something from a shop not far from the train station we were at, so we weren't allowed to go untill everyone got searched. Then all of the trains were backed up with people." Kyon said, a slightly defeated tone.

Haruhi glanced up from her novel, a slightly pissed look on her face. "Well, because you boneheads were late, I had to postpone everything. So, you guys just stay here untill I see fit." She said slightly seething at the two, before going back to her object of interest.

Kyon's eye twitched. He had to spend five hours with Koizumi at the train station. It probably would've gone faster, had the ever smilling brunette not asked if we looked suspicious in front of the guards after everything was done with.

Izuki looked over to his annoyed friend, smiling to himself, while looking for something to pass the time with. His eyes landed on a chess board. Kyon noticed, and followed his gaze before smiling. "Ah, you wanna play?" Kyon asked, feeling a bit better that he now had something to do.

Itsuki nodded, and the two boys grabbed the board, and set up the pieces. Itsuki looked at the pieces curiously. Kyon noticed., and smiled slyly "What's the matter? Hit your head and forget how to play?" Kyon asked smartly

Itsuki smiled sheepishly, "Ah, well… I don't really know how to play chess…. I've played checkers, but I don't think that this is the same…" He said, simply. Smiling to the other.

Kyon faltered, before smiling, "Oh, well in that case, lemme teach you how this game goes." he said, before getting up, and going to Izuki's side.

Haruhi looked up from her book. Watching the two boys. Now that she thought about it… Izuki and Kyon were a very interesting pair. They didn't act like friends a lot. But they had moments like this where they seemed very close. It had been a while since Izuki joined, and even if it took a while, Kyon looked like he finally started accepting him.

However, Haruhi was not thinking that was the case. Now being a Yaoi fan girl, she was seeing their growing friendship as something slightly more than that.

She observed as Kyon kneeled behind Izuki, Explaining the pieces to him. Kyon's right hand was on Izuki's shoulder. The other pointing out differences in the pieces. Occaisionally, he would lean in closer, letting his chest touch lightly to Izuki's back.

She flushed, and looked back to her book, only to be met with a similar image… Only they were MUCH closer….With no clothes.

She looked up in frustration, wanting more than just the book. She looked at the two men in front of her. Agravatingly wondering if there was even the SLIGHTEST possibility that the two could get together.

She glared 'grr, if only there was a way for one of them to become vulnerable or something… THEN I could at least get things moving…'

At that moment, Izuki's phone rang.

Surprised, he excused himself before pulling out his phone.

"Moshi Moshi? This is Koizumi Izuki." he paused. "Ah, Grandfather, what ever could be the problem?" He jumped "Really? I didn't see anything that could have triggered it today, and besides I would have known…" His eyes widened slightly. "Really? Alright… I'll be right there." he said hurriedly before closing his phone.

He looked over to his friends, who were all looking at him curiously. He bowed hurriedly. "I am very sorry, but apparently there is a "problem" where my grandfather is, and says that it's only growing worse. I'm afraid I must go and help before the situation becomes…grave" He said looking at Kyon.

Haruhi watched as something clicked with Kyon, and he nodded. She watched the smile that Izuki threw Kyon's way, before rushing out the door.

'THAT WAS A SEXY SMILE' She thought to herself, smiling happily.

It was official. She was devoting her life to getting Itsuki and Kyon together…and getting pictures of course.

Smiling happily, she clapped her hands.

"Well everyone? I guess we can all leave too then" She started happily, collecting the rest of the books and packing them in her bag. I will see you all tomorrow. I know it's the winter break, but that doesn't mean that we can ditch work. Besides the weather is unusually warm, so we should take the time to do some serious looking for those ESPers and Aliens, and especially time travelers!" she smiled before running out the door.

Kyon sighed, and started packing his bag, before glancing outside the window.

'oh… it started raining…' he thought silently before leaving with the last two girls.

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Lol :3

Moshi Moshi-Hello (used when answering a phone)

Anyways, I've already started with the second chapter, but first, tell me what you guys think :3