Every Breath I Take

There was a loud nosie. It was a noise Roy hadn't herd in a long time. "What's this!" Roy yelled. "All the paper work you missed when we where gone." Riza said with a large grin on her face. There where about 5 stacks of paper about as tall as Ed. "That's just sick, your a horrible person." Roy said. "Better start now, because if your not done by tonight, you get to sleep on the couch." Riza said sitting down at her desk. "You are a sick, sick woman." Roy said starting to sign papers. Havoc and Furey laughed to them self's. "Why are you laughing you have tons a work to do too." Riza said glaring at them. They stopped laughing and looked down at their work.

Roy started to laugh. "Haw— Mustang would you get us some coffee?" Havoc asked. "Sure, you better be working when I get back." Riza said. "Do we call you Hawkeye or Mustang?" Furey asked. Riza thought for a moment. "I don't know." she said, shutting the door. She walked down the hall, holding her stomach. God damn it, I feel like shit Riza thought walking into the break room. "Did you hear about Hawkeye marrying the Colonel, can you believe the Fuhrer would let them do it." some girl said. Riza walked over to the coffee machine. She closed her eyes trying to block out what the girl had just said.

Riza got 3 cups of coffee and walked out of the room as fast as she could. She walked back to the office, and handed the guys their drinks. She sat down and took a deep breath. "Does it hurt, again?" Roy asked. "Just a little." Riza said, holding on to her stomach. "You should take the rest of the day off." Havoc said. "No it doesn't matter I have to go to the doctor in about 30 minutes. And then I have the rest of the day off." Riza said with a fake smile. Every smile you fake Roy thought. "And beside I have to make sure you guys at least get some work done." Riza said, with a small laugh. Furey and Havoc started to laugh. Roy just stared off into space. Armstrong walked into the room. "I need to see you Havoc, and Furey." he said, voice booming. They got up and walked out.

"Is something wrong?" Riza asked. "Have you herd the rumors?" Roy asked, quickly. "Yes." Riza said looking down. "Yeah we'll that's what's 'wrong'. They shouldn't say that." Roy said, in an angry voice. Riza sighed, but smiled. Havoc and Furey walked into the room and sat down, starting to do their paper work again. "Is something wrong?" Roy asked. "Nope." Havoc said with a smile, ciggeret dangling from his mouth. Roy raised and eyebrow and started to do his work again. "So, are you guys still coming over for dinner?" Riza asked looking at Furey and Havoc. "Yeah, only if you're cooking, because Roy sucks at it." Havoc laughed. "Yes I'm cooking, well I got to get to the doctors. I'll see you guys later." Riza said, giving Roy a quick peck on the cheek and waving to the other too.

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Riza sighed to her self, as she sat down at the doctors waiting room. There where tons of eyes on her. They act like they've never seen a woman in the military before Riza thought, annoyed. There was a loud giggling noise. "Auntie Riza!" a little girl cheered, hugging Riza's leg. She looked down to see the smiling face of Elysia Hughes. She looked up to see the smiling face of Maes Hughes. "What are you two doing here?" Riza asked, picking up the small girl and placing her on her lap. "Roy asked me to come, he didn't want you to go by yourself." Maes said, sitting down. "Miss. Andrews." a nurse said.

A woman got up and walked out of the room. Riza sighed, tapping her hand on the arm rest. Everyone was still looking at her. "Okay is it just me or is everyone looking at me?" Riza asked looking at Maes. "I think they're looking at us." Maes said. "Mrs. Mustang." a woman called. Riza didn't move. "Riza that's you." Maes said. "Oh yeah getting used to the new name." Riza said standing up. Maes and Elysia followed in with her. They all sat down in a small cubicle. "This is great, had to wait 15 minutes out there, and now I get to wait 15 minutes more." Riza said to her self, as the nurse left. About 10 minutes later a man walked into the room. "You must be Roy's wife." the man said with a smile. "Yeah." Riza said, annoyed.

Elysia laughed, playing with her dads glasses. "Okay come sit up here for me." he said. Riza got up and sat down on a high bed like thing. "So what's been wrong?" the man asked. "Well my stomach hurts, I more bitchy then I used to be. I get sick in the morning, my boobs hurt." Riza started naming things. "Okay, I'm going to need a urine sample." he said. Riza stared at him. "You want me to pee in a cup." Riza said, annoyed. "Yes." he said. Riza stood up and left. In a minute she came back. "Anything else you want?" Riza asked. "No, thank you Mrs. Mustang. I will call you later tonight and tell you want's wrong." he said, with a smile. Riza rolled her eyes and stood up.

The three walked out of the doctors. "I'll drive you to the house so you won't have to walk." Maes said with a smile. Riza sat down in the car. They drove down the road. "What do you think is wrong?" Maes asked, not looking away from the road. "I don't know, but I feel so bad." Riza said, taking in a deep breath. Maes shrugged his shoulders and pulled up to a huge house. "Here we are the Mustang shake." Maes said sarcastically. Riza rolled her eyes and got out of the car. "Alright later Maes. Bye Elysia." Riza said with a smile. She pulled her keys out of her pocket and opened the door. Maes drove away. Riza walked in and shut the door behind her. She sighed loudly and put her keys on the table.

She walked into the kitchen. Black Hayate walked into the kitchen with his tail wagging. "Yeah mommy's home." Riza said, patting his head. "What do you think fish or chicken?" Riza asked with a smile. Black Hayate yipped happily. "Chicken it is." she said with a smile. She pulled some chicken and rice out and turned the stove on. She smiled and sat down at the table. when the stove was hot enough she started to cook the rice. She smiled as Black Hayate started sniffing around for some food. "Here." Riza said, giving him a piece of chicken. Black Hayate ate the food and then ran to the door. They must be here Riza thought putting everything on the table.

Roy, Kain, and Jean all ran into the kitchen and sat down. "Pigs." Riza mumbled. They all started eating. Riza sat down and rolled her eyes. "So what did the doctor say?" Roy asked with his mouth full. "He said he would call and tell me what was wrong." Riza said taking a bite of food. The phone rang. Riza went to get up. "We're eating if it's important they'll leave a message." Roy said. The phone rang a couple more times. "This is the Mustang residence please leave a message after the beep." the was a long beep. "Mrs. Mustang." It was the doctor. Everyone in the room fell silent. "I'm proud to tell you that you're pregnant, if you have any questions please call." it ended. Everyone's eyes were wide. "I'm pregnant!" Roy yelled, standing up and running around. "I'm the pregnant one!" Riza yelled, jumping to her feet. "Oh god." Roy said, falling backwards, out cold.

A/N Time.

How was that for a welcome back. I thought you guys would like that. Had to make Roy a dumb ass. Man I can't wait to get to the best parts of the fic. It's so hard to not tell anyone what's going to happen. I so want to just tell you guys. Well I hope you guys missed me. Though it didn't take that long to update. Well my spring break was so cool. I got to stay home and sleep. I hate the time change thing. I can't sleep. And then the moon shines in my room I need to get new blinds or something. What did you guys do for your spring break. I stayed home, OH I went to the fair with my friend. Well hope you guys liked the chapter. I will update soon. Later.

-Ember