Will Turner: Hi Elizabeth!
Elizabeth Swann: Hi Will!
Will Turner: How are you this fine evening?
Elizabeth Swann: Pretty good.
Jack Sparrow: Norrie!
Norrington: Hi, Jaaack... blinks flirtatiously
Jack Sparrow: Why are you talking like Barbossa?
Elizabeth Swann: How are you, love?
Norrington: WHO ME?!?! ZOMG YAY! SHE CALLED ME LO-
Will Turner: I'm good now that you're here
Norrington: oh. You were talking to HIM.
Jack Sparrow: That's not what he said last night
Elizabeth Swann: I heard you cheated on me last night
Norrington: HE DID! WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Jack Sparrow: Too right he did
Norrington: AND WHAT A SWELL TIME IT WAS!!
Jack Sparrow: He got drunk off rum
Will Turner: No I didn't!
Norrington: Yes you did!
Elizabeth Swann: Liar!
Will Turner: Believe nothing Sparrow tells you - he's a pirate, Elizabeth!
Jack Sparrow: Come on love, would I ever lie to you?
Norrington: I remember you climbing on top of Sparrow first...
Elizabeth Swann: I trust Jack - he's a good man ;)
Norrington: ...then me...
Will Turner: What? gasp
Jack Sparrow: ...and then we all blacked out.
Elizabeth Swann: And I missed it?!
Will Turner: I don't recall that at all!
Norrington: BECAUSE YOU WAS DRUNK! THEY BOTH WERE!
Jack Sparrow: That's because we blacked out...
Elizabeth Swann: You can admit it, Will
Will Turner: You walked out on me, okay? You had to go to BED!
Norrington: YOU CAN ONLY TRUST ME! I WASN'T DRUNK!
Jack Sparrow: YES YOU WERE!!
Elizabeth Swann: Right...
Norrington: ELIZABETH MARRY MEE
Elizabeth Swann: Okay!
Norrington: YAY! I LUFF YOU
Will Turner: Norrie we both know it's not Elizabeth you want
Elizabeth Swann: I should have had you first, Norrie
Norrington: I know, right :)
Jack Sparrow: Still rooting for you
Will Turner: Fine Elizabeth, I was a teensy bit inebriated
Jack Sparrow: that's an understatement
Elizabeth Swann: It's about time you let loose!
Norrington: Don't listen to him, Elizabeth - you know he's only lying
Jack Sparrow: Want some rum Elizabeth?
Elizabeth Swann: Sure!
Norrington: Well, Turner, she did say she'd marry me!
Will Turner:)
Norrington: Got any objections to that, BUSTER?
Will Turner: She was kidding! Right, dearest?
Norrington: YOU'RE LYING!
Elizabeth Swann: ...Maybe...
Norrington: YOU'RE LYING
Will Turner: RIGHT DEAREST?
Elizabeth Swann: Maybe...
Jack Sparrow: drunk already Elizabeth?
Norrington: SHE. WILL. MARRY. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Elizabeth Swann: I don't know, Will... Hey! I thought you wanted to marry ME??!!
Will Turner: I knew that would surface eventually
Norrington: You said so yourself!
Will Turner: But you want Jack, Norrie...
Norrington: AND IF YOU DON'T I'LL TAKE JACK BEHIND THAT CLOSED DOOR!! Oh... Yes, Will, exactly. :)
Jack Sparrow: Jack wants the sea actually...
Elizabeth Swann: Nah - I want Norrie
Norrington: YAY
Will Turner: What?! Noooo!!
Elizabeth Swann: I hear he's good... ;)
Norrington: I'M NORRIE & I AM VERY GOOD! EVEN ASK JACK!
Will Turner: Who's good?
Norrington: I AM VERY, VERY GOOD.
Will Turner: Elizabeth...
Elizabeth Swann: Norrie :)
Norrington: And about time too!
Elizabeth Swann: I still love you though, Will
Norrington: jaw drop
Will Turner: What have you been doing while I've been away?
Jack Sparrow: Um, will i think she's drunk
Will Turner: GOODY!
Norrington: crestfallen face... Whuh?
Jack Sparrow: Who else wants rum?
Elizabeth Swann: Jack gave me A LOT of rum :)
Will Turner: Jaack!
Elizabeth Swann: I like rum.
Will Turner: You never like rum around me!
Elizabeth Swann: I never should've burned it the first time.
Will Turner: It's always Jack... Jack this, Jack that...
Jack Sparrow: I love me. :)
Norrington: I thought taught you about rum when you were younger, Elizabeth! I told you, it's a vile drink that turns even the most respectable of men into complete scoundrels!
Elizabeth Swann: No - you told me how to hang people
Will Turner: WE KNOW!
Elizabeth Swann: Which is MEAN.
Will Turner: Norrie, shame on you!
Norrington: I did not! I'm not the hanging guy.
Jack Sparrow: I should kick you right now pirate hunter
Will Turner: Would you have hung me if you'd known I had pirate blood?
Elizabeth Swann: Well, I'm not a man - so, I'm good. I wouldn't have.
Norrington: ...Though i have been involved with said hanging guy... he was a "bigger man on top of me"... much fun.
Will Turner: No fair, Elizabeth, you get special treatment
Elizabeth Swann: YEP! ;)
Norrington: From me!
Will Turner: Ewww...
Elizabeth Swann: EVERYONE loves me :)
Norrington: OF COURSE
Will Turner: I don't want to picture that
Norrington: WHAT'S THERE NOT TO LOVE
Jack Sparrow: and then they die after kissing you
Norrington: that too...
Will Turner: I told you I'd die for you Elizabeth
Norrington: Why didn't you die at the end of CotBP then, Will? Then I could have quickly taken her for meself...
Jack Sparrow: no, you told me you'd die for me, Will...
Will Turner: I didn't think I'd actually have to do it.. I told her later, after you left.
Jack Sparrow: Fell is more like it and that bloody well hurt...
Elizabeth Swann: I didn't want you to die, Will.
Norrington: YES YOU DID!!
Elizabeth Swann: I wouldn't have saved you if I didn't
Norrington: DID YOU WANT ME TO DIE, ELIZABETH!??!?! DID YOU???
Elizabeth Swann: NO! I want NO ONE to die!
Norrington: I rest my case.
Elizabeth Swann: ...Well, except Jack at one point...
Jack Sparrow: Hey!
Will Turner: I know, she's so kind hearted :)
Norrington: Not even Beckett?... WHAT ABOUT BECKETT???
Jack Sparrow: you played the game too missy
Elizabeth Swann: I kinda, sorta love you though. So no worries
Will Turner: Beckett you can kill
Norrington: Beckett is dead
Jack Sparrow: All Becketts, you can kill...
Norrington: Even his bro Alex?!
Will Turner: All Becketts!!
Elizabeth Swann: Right - everyone except Beckett
Norrington: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Will Turner: exactly!
Norrington: NOT MY BEST MATE ALEX!
Elizabeth Swann: Especially ALEX!
Norrington: ALEXANDER BECKETT?!?!?! NOOOOOO
Jack Sparrow: Norrie has a thing for sea men
Norrington: HE WAS MY BEST MATE!
Will Turner: I thought Jack was your best mate
Norrington: WE HAD SO MUCH FUN WHEN I WENT TO HIS HOUSE, ALL THOSE YEARS AG-
Elizabeth Swann: Hahahaha... wait. What??
Norrington: I said nothing...
Elizabeth Swann: Oh well...
Will Turner: Did you go to his house for a garden party?
Norrington: Um...
Jack Sparrow: Those are fun.
Norrington: You could say that it was a party. It WAS in the garden...
Elizabeth Swann: How come I wasn't invited? I get invited to EVERYTHING.
Will Turner: You can't be invited to everything dearest
Norrington: It was a boys only party, Elizabeth. BOYS ONLY.
Jack Sparrow: No girls allowed.
Will Turner: Yeah!
Elizabeth Swann: I dressed as a boy once...
Norrington: Boys only... Meaning me and Alex only...
Will Turner: I went I think...
Norrington: REAL boys...
Will Turner: Hey!
Jack Sparrow: We had tea and scones.
Norrington: ...which excludes Jack and Will...
Will Turner: I'm not a eunuch, okay?
Elizabeth Swann: The other men thought I was a boy!
Norrington: ...cos you guys aren't real boys.
Elizabeth Swann: I KNOW you're not a eunuch, Will ;)
Will Turner: You're too pretty to be a boy, sweetiepie
Norrington: The other men did nothing to prove it though DID THEY?!!?
Jack Sparrow: ...whot?
Elizabeth Swann: Maybe...maybe not...
Norrington: They did nothing to prove Elizabeth was a boy when she dressed up as a boy...
Will Turner: Moving on...
Norrington: ...a eunuchy boy no doubt...
Will Turner: That doesn't even make sense!
Norrington: No we will not bloody well move on
Will Turner: Did you and Jack start drinking without me?
Elizabeth Swann: YES.
Norrington: I'm not DRUNK
Jack Sparrow: Let's go to Tortuga! Home of wenches and STDs.
Norrington: -is confused-
Will Turner: Jack has STDs!
Norrington: BWHAHAHAHAHA.
Elizabeth Swann: That's gross, Jack.
Norrington: How did you know that, Will?
Elizabeth Swann: Will and Norrie don't have those.
Norrington: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Jack Sparrow: I know it. And I gave them to you, didn't I Norrie?
Norrington: uh...
Elizabeth Swann: If you did, then I gave it to Will
Norrington: No, how could you have given me STDs?
Will Turner: how do you know that, Elizabeth? How did you know that about Norrie?
Norrington: SHE KNOWS A LOT ABOUT ME...
Jack Sparrow: you don't remember last Thursday?
Norrington: ...A LOT MORE THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE!!
Will Turner: How much!??!
Norrington: Oh yeah... A LOT. Lots and lots more
Elizabeth Swann: Apparently a lot
Norrington: oh don't deny it, Elizabeth
Elizabeth Swann: I'm not ;)
Norrington: you know it's true
Elizabeth Swann: I know A LOT about Will, too ;)
Will Turner: what was last Thursday? That was when I was away on business for the smithy.
Jack Sparrow: Remember when the pearl stopped and we rented that room, James?
Norrington: Last Thursday... yeah!
Will Turner: Did something happen between you and Norrie?
Norrington: Yeah, I know more about Jack than I do about Elizabeth
Will Turner: Damn right you do!
Norrington: And that's saying something big... but I know heaps about Elizabeth too, so imagine how much more I know about Jack...
Jack Sparrow: What's that little Jack on me shoulder? Timmy's in the barn and its on fire? We must save him!
Elizabeth Swann: Maybe I shouldn't have left early last night...
Norrington: Oh, no, by all means leave now, actually! right now!! I WANT WILL!
Will Turner: don't go and leave me with them! Ahhhh! hides behind Jack
Elizabeth Swann: Will's MINE.
Will Turner: Of course I am, dearest.
Jack Sparrow: starts acting like a chicken
Norrington: I'LL GET JACK AND WILL BOTH THEN!
Elizabeth Swann: Norrie you can have Jack
Will Turner: coughs nervously
Elizabeth Swann: I get WILL
Jack Sparrow: I don't want him though
Norrington: JACK! C'MERE YOU!
Jack Sparrow: Ahhhh
Norrington: No one wants me!! THAT'S THE EIGHTH REJECTION! ELIZABETH! GILLETTE! GROVES! WILL! JACK! WILL AGAIN! JACK AGAIN! ELIZABETH AGAIN!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I HATE LIFE!!
Will Turner: Who do you want Jack?
Jack Sparrow: ...does rum count?
Elizabeth Swann: NO
Will Turner: Nope sorry.
Norrington: NO IT BLOODY WELL DOESN'T. I DO!
Elizabeth Swann: PICK!
Norrington: ME! ME! ME!
Will Turner: What do you want most in this world, Jack?
Jack Sparrow: I want Will ;)
Elizabeth Swann: NO!
Will Turner: YAY!
Norrington: NO!! I WANT WILL!!
Will Turner: I mean, really?
Elizabeth Swann: I WANT WILL
Norrington: Fine, Jack, you take Will. So then I'll take Elizabeth
Will Turner: I feel LOVED:)
Jack Sparrow: No, Elizabeth comes with us
Elizabeth Swann: I'll take BOTH Will and Norrie
Will Turner: No! You take Scarlet, Norrie
Jack Sparrow: What about me :(
Norrington: NO! WAY!
Will Turner: I don't think that's possible, Liz
Norrington: YOU CAN COME WITH ME! LET 'S GO! TO SCARLETT WITH ME, JACK!
Jack Sparrow: My first and only love is the sea mate. Sorry.
Elizabeth Swann: I don't think I can take three of you...
Will Turner: I'll have to duel you Norrie for her honor
Norrington: but -
Will Turner: Who wants some!
Jack Sparrow: a fight to the death? neat!
Norrington: I WILL DUEL YOU WILL
Will Turner: I could do this ALL DAY!
Norrington: AVAST!
Jack Sparrow: ...lame.
Elizabeth Swann: I like watching ;)
Jack Sparrow: come Elizabeth, let's watch and have a little rum
Will Turner: You could always help me, Jack! Instead of just watching...
Elizabeth Swann: I'll sit with Jack and drink rum.
Will Turner: Don't let him put the moves on you, Liz!
Jack Sparrow: Alright, I'll help hits Norrington on the head causing him to collapse
Elizabeth Swann: I guess the duel's over!
Jack Sparrow: I win!!
Will Turner: I guess so. Dang.
Jack Sparrow: As always.
Elizabeth Swann: Darn!
Will Turner: You cheated!
Jack Sparrow: Let's go look for treasure
Norrington: grabs Will's legs
Jack Sparrow: PIRATE! DUH.
Will Turner: Damn you are silly.
Norrington: I HAVE YOUR LEGS!! HAHA
Will Turner: Ah!
Norrington: I HAVE THEM! AGAIN! JUST LIKE LAST NIGHT! MIIIINE!
Elizabeth Swann: NO! They're MINE
Will Turner: Elizabeth, help!
Elizabeth Swann: Will, take me to the FD!
Will Turner: right now?
Elizabeth Swann: Then, we'll be alone...
Jack Sparrow: hits Norrington with rum bottle
Norrington: thud
Will Turner: OK, side along CotFD apparition!
Elizabeth Swann: ;)
Jack Sparrow: Yay
Will Turner: Hold on Elizabeth!
Elizabeth Swann: Whee!
Will Turner: Here we go!
Jack Sparrow: Don't leave me alone with Horny Norrie!!!!!!!
Will Turner: Hahaha tough luck Jack
Norrington: wakes up JACK, MY FRIEND!
Jack Sparrow: Drat... foiled again.
Norrington: YUMMY NUMMY JACKETY JACKY JACK JACK!
Jack Sparrow: runs deep into forest screaming madly
Norrington: chases after Jack
Jack Sparrow: looks back once and crashes into tree
Norrington: grabs a half-conscious Jack in arms Jack, you'll be fine with me :) I'll take care of you... Very good care. I'll take you to our cabin
Jack Sparrow: We need to get other girls involved in this. where's Tia when you need her?