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Warnings: This story contains Yaoi, which means male x male relationships. If you are not comfortable with that then close the window or tab on your browser.

This has to be one of my favorite stories. I had a fight with trying to find a title for it or it would have been posted a long time ago. Hope everyone enjoys it and feel free to review afterword.

Ed and the Smurf chapter 1

"Mr. Elric, What do you think you are doing?"

Edward was shocked by the loud tone that rang through the room waking him from his nap. He raised his head to see one ticked Mustang sensei glaring at him.

"Sorry Sir." Edward was up late again last night finishing his homework after he went out to the dance club. He always went out and had fun but kept his grades up too. He had to keep up his grades so his brother wouldn't get on to him about it. He was supposed to be the older brother so why is he the one getting scolded.

"Edward you know the routine." Mustang pointed to the wall then started folding a piece of newspaper.

Ed got up and went over to the desk snatching the origami hat out of Mustangs hand then walking over to the wall placing the hat upon his head. He hated this class and wished he didn't have to take it. He was normally Mustang's favorite to pick on, he found himself standing under the wall under the sign that read 'I have disrupted the class.' at least every other day. He felt it really did him no justice he never disrupted class just never stayed awake it was the end of the day and he just needed a nap.

Finally the bell rang for the end of class he dropped the hat back on the desk as he walked out.

"Edward, "

Ed looked over his shoulder at his teacher.

"Try to get into bed earlier on Sunday, so you will be awake for the quiz Monday."

"Yeah, yeah I will." Ed waved and strode out the door. He was going to meet his friend Ling before he went to the dojo to work. He had to find him quick he had less than 30 minutes to get to work.

"Hey Ed."

Ed had not a chance, he was jumped on and the sudden weight on his back sent them toppling forward. The lanky Asian boy was now flattening Ed into the grass.

"Damnit Ling get the hell off me."

Ling stumbled to his feet mumbling an apology.

Ed got up on his feet and shot Ling a glare. "Your party still on for tonight?"

"Hell yeah, you going to show this time? Last month you were MIA"

"I showed up at your last one idiot." It had been a over a month ago since his last party.

"I didn't see you there."

"Oh, yeah I was there just not inside the house if you get what I mean." Ed winked.

"Wha no way who was it this time?"

"That pretty blonde chick you know with the long hair and blue eyes."

"Oh, that Winry chick, dude she's like 15! That's statutory rape man, be careful you'll wind up in jail."

"Why did you invite her then?"

"I didn't, your brother did he said he wanted a couple girls there his age I said he could only bring one."

"Dammit man. Well I'll see you later; I need to get to work." He plopped into the driver's seat and cranked the car and speed off to the Dojo.

Work that night had been pretty exhausting but he had gotten through it. He arrived at home to an empty house. He went straight and took a shower. The warm water felt great on his now aching muscles he stood in the shower till the water became cool. He dried off then walked into his room to find something to wear. He found the pants he wanted to wear they were tight in the butt and loose in the legs, the shirt he found was a stretchy black shirt that showed off his muscles the bottom left had a red tribal rose on it. He wore his everyday black boots and lastly braided his hair. He rummaged through the fridge when done there was a note on the table:

Brother,

Went on to Lings find me when you get there.

Al

He drank the last of the orange juice from the fridge and went on to walk to Lings. He felt better walking there than driving; he did not like driving after he had a drink. They were miles away from town in a sorta back woods location. Ling was their closest neighbor living only 2 miles down the road they had been friends for the past decade after him and his brother started living with their father. Their father was hardly home now that they could pretty much take care of themselves he was traveling the world in search of something unknown, the last time he was home was the beginning of this school year. It was now 2 weeks till the end of the school year. The sounds from Ling's were getting more obvious with each step he recognized many of the cars from their acquaintances from school.

He wondered into the house the living room was being used as the dance floor all the furniture had been moved into the den. He finally found Ling his brother and attached to his brother's arm was none other than his fling from Ling's last party.

"I'm here now Al," he received a nod from Al

"Ed this is my girlfriend Winry, Winry this is my brother Ed."

"Nice to meet you." He nodded at the girl "Hey Ling I got some new music I wanna load it into the computer will you help?"

"Yeah this way." Ling went and unlocked the storage under the stair case and picked up his laptop.

Ed could have just gotten the key from Ling but he didn't feel like hanging out with her so he had successfully dragged Ling away from them. "Does Al know about what happened at the last party?" the storage cupboard under the stairs was rather spacious and much quieter which kept them from yelling in the small space.

"If he does he's not said anything about it, hell they just reappeared a little while ago they had been missing for an hour or so."

This was nothing new Ed had taught Al everything he knew so it was no surprise that he had gone missing for a while. They reentered the makeshift dance floor. Ed was immediately swept away into the dance floor.

The rest of the night went too quickly he had a few drinks and was holding a good buzz now as he danced on the floor. The lights went out completely, he resumed dancing the newer people stopped and left the floor to the ones that knew that they always had a black out before the party ended. They were now free to dance with anyone without being watched by others. It was sweet freedom to do as you wished with whoever was closest.

He felt someone press themselves against his back the persons hand traveled to his hips they swung his hips to the fast beat of the music. A hot breath grazed his ear followed by a slight nip on Ed's neck. He moaned from the touch. The figure drew closer to his back and slid their leg in between Ed's. He now knew his partner was a man by the large erection that was pressed against him. Ed didn't stop dancing he on occasion did take a man to bed and this one had size enough to please him. The man's left hand lowered to his groin rubbing his trapped erection the right hand slid under his shirt up teasing Ed's right nipple.

Ed brought his hands up into the man's hair it was soft and short. He lightly pulled at the locks extracting a deep moan. Every action has a reaction. The stranger's hand left the nipple and moved lower to the button on Ed's pants. It was undone quickly and the zipper slid down. Ed's erection was freed, he never bothered wearing underpants to parties he never had his clothes on by the end anyway. Ed was now being expertly pumped by a hand larger than his own. He wanted this man for the rest of the night. He was completely focused on his pleasure. The large hand pumped him vigorously sending him over the edge his seed spilling into the darkness in-front of them.

The mental images of what they could be doing were going around in Ed's head. He quickly turned around and threw his arms around the man capturing his lips in a fierce kiss. The kiss was broken too soon the man was pushing him back. Ed grabbed his cloth covered arm and dragged the man upstairs. He would not let the man give him a no for an answer.

Well that's all for this chapter I hope to have the next one up soon. Reviews are always appreciated so feel free to leave one.