A/N: An insane drabble that wouldn't go away. Very insane.
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Jack hated Valentines Day.
Hated the fact that Gwen always got lovely dovey.
Hated that it was always about couples.
Hated the way Tosh sighed over Owen.
Hated the way Owen ignored her.
Hated the corniness of it all.
But mostly he hated that Ianto always wore a pale pink shirt and a dark pink tie.
It wasn't that Jack hated the colour pink. No it was that the shirt and tie reminded him that under his carefully pressed suit, Ianto was wearing pale pink underwear and Jack couldn't wait to get it off him.
Really Valentines wasn't too bad.
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I told you it was insane. Wanna leave a review? Gonna leave a review? Please? Anyone else feel really bad about what happened to Owen last night?