This story is a series of hilarious one-shots if Discord visited Ever After High, but with angry and misunderstanding mishaps and antics. The story will also take place in Ever After since Discord is moving his house near Ever After High so characters other than my main characters Poppy and Cupid include Apple, Raven, Briar, Madeline, Darling, Rosabella, Holly, Ginger, Farrah, Meeshell, Justine, Melody, and more, will interact with Discord during his days visiting Ever After High.

For maybe a long while.

Also, these first several one-shots focuses on the month of October, since Halloween is going to arrive soon. Bad words will be said in the story, rated almost entirely T to M for coarse violence, violence, and cigarette use.

Plot: Discord, in this four-part pumpkin rage story, tries to carve a pumpkin to celebrate one of the very few holidays he enjoys in this first part, but things don't go as planned.

Inspired by TheAngryGrandpaShow

Poppy comes into the Castleteria with Cupid to find Discord sitting with Briar and Madeline, eating his snacks.

"What are you carrying?", Discord asks Poppy.

Poppy puts a single big pumpkin on the table Discord is sitting in, causing the table to shake and his cup of tea to spill a little.

"It was an accident, relax.", Poppy apologizes as Discord swears at this accident. "Anyway, got ya pumpkin, since Halloween's coming up in the next few Chapterday weekends."

Discord then examines it, "That's a pumpkin?"

"Yes."

"But what about the flab part?"

"What do you mean?"

"Just the form! It's got a goddamn thing on the back.", Discord says to Poppy, showing her, Cupid, Briar and Madeline the weird spot of the pumpkin.

Poppy doesn't react, "Who cares? A pumpkin's a pumpkin. Our friends want you to carve one so you need to carve it-"

"I ain't carv- I never carved a goddamn...pumpkin in my life.", Discord argued, as Poppy looks for a clean knife in the Castleteria kitchen.

Poppy asks, "Do they have a knife?", as she looks for a knife, before Discord helps her by founding it right by the dishwasher and stove.

A minute later, Discord then starts cutting the top of the pumpkin, which is a little deep.

"Whoa! That's too deep.", Poppy says as Discord started cutting the top.

Discord swears again as he was in the process of cutting the pumpkin, just before he goes a little bit too down from the top.

"Look at that, you went all the way down. Stop.", Poppy says to Discord, the latter then cuts another part of the top to stop going down, but goes too down again.

Discord asks, "Am I doing it right?"

"No, you're fucking it up!", Poppy protested, as Cupid agrees.

The draconequus then asks Cupid, "You wanna do it?"

Discord then continues to cut, but keeps going way down.

"Hey, you're too far down!", Poppy reminded him.

It was then that Discord reaches his breaking point at first, "I don't wanna do it; There, you do it, Fairy godmother-fucker!", throwing the pumpkin he is carving near Cupid, shocking Poppy, Briar and Madeline. "You do it! Don't give me no goddamn...!"

"Why did he do that?", asks Cupid, as Poppy was looking at the wrecked pumpkin Discord just threw, before the draconequus says,

"What? Do what?", before Discord grabs and throws the pumpkin down on the ground again, stomping on it. "There, there! There's your goddamn pumpkin! Happy Halloween, boys!", he rages as he does this. He then throws a broom near Poppy, "Here, clean it up!"

Poppy then says, "So now, we got to get another pumpkin."

"I ain't getting any, fuck you.", Discord lazied.

Later, Poppy brings in another pumpkin, much to Discord's shock.

"Oh my god.", groaned Discord as he saw her with another pumpkin.

Poppy then looks at the mess and says, "What the?"

"I'm being sure I don't have to carve no pumpkin!", Discord says to her.

Poppy says to him, "You get another one right here.", putting the second pumpkin on the table.

"Oh man!", groaned the draconequus again.

Discord then used a short knife to cut the pumpkin, but in the process, the handle for the knife broke!

Angry, as Poppy and Cupid, along with Briar and Madeline, laughed, the draconequus then threw the knife handle on the floor.

Poppy was looking at the broken knife blade stuck in the pumpkin, as Discord yelled, "Oh, my goddamn knife!", lifting the pumpkin and about to knock it to the ground, before the girls stop him from doing that as they grabbed the pumpkin from him, putting it back on the table. "That ain't funny, broke my goddamn knife!", he yelled as he tries to get the blade out of the pumpkin, which he does. "Damn!"

"Man, fuck!", Discord says, throwing the blade a bit. He then clutches the pumpkin and says to it, "You mine, motherfucker."

As Discord grabs a knife, Cupid tells him, "Make this one pretty."

"Do you like a pumpkin template or something on there? To carve the thing?", asks Poppy.

Discord then asks, "What- what's a template?"

"See, draw the face on here and carve that way.", Poppy told him, as Discord was cutting the top continuously. "Cut the top off and scoop all the stuff out of it.", she says as Discord was cutting the top of the pumpkin, before she reminds him, "You don't wanna cut your hand off."

Discord then says to her, "But when I do, it's your fault!"

As a result, Discord had cut a tiny hole in the top of the pumpkin, and after examining it, he threw the knife on the table, startling the girls.

"Whoa! Good job for that.", congratulated Poppy, as Discord started grabbing the seeds of the pumpkin out, and throwing them on the table, sending them flying on Poppy, Cupid, Briar and Madeline's hair. "Calm down."

Discord yells, "I will clean that up! You want me to?!"

After getting all the pumpkin seeds grabbed out, Discord turns it upside-down to get the last of it out, with the draconequus swiping the pumpkin seeds off the table and onto the Castleteria floor. After that, he then licks and tastes the pumpkin sauce on his hands, who then spits out the taste at one point.

"Where's the goddamn pen?!", said Discord as he searched in the Castleteria.

Poppy silently says, "Relax...", and she asks, "Cupid, do you have a pen?", before the pen fell out of Poppy's pocket, who she points down for Discord to see, "By your feet. Look down."

"There it is. So what can I do, can I draw a picture on it?", asks Discord.

Poppy replies, "Yeah."

"How do you draw Obama?", asks Discord, which questions the girls. "They do Obama because of pumpkins.", he then says, as he began drawing a similar normal spooky face for a pumpkin.

Poppy then says, "Discord, you won't make your cut so hard, now remember, you have to cut these."

After Discord drew the pumpkin's face, he uses the knife again to cut the parts out, which he succeeds cutting the eye part of the drawing.

"Look at that, see?", Poppy and Cupid smiled, as Discord ate the eye part of the pumpkin drawing he did.

Minutes later, Poppy and the girls see that Discord had done a small, messed-up pumpkin face on it. Poppy questions, "What the hex?"

"I used a goddamn method, you- You need to bother somebody else, girls!", screeched Discord as he continues finishing touches on the pumpkin.

Poppy was about to laugh, "No need to make fun of your pumpkin, but...looks like..."

"...it's flat.", Cupid corrects for her, as Poppy laughs.

The older short-haired daughter of Rapunzel says, "I don't know."

"Oh my fairy godmother.", Cupid says, as Discord continues cutting the pumpkin, trying to add teeth to it.

Poppy then says to Discord, "I don't think this is how it works."

Soon after, part of the pumpkin he was cutting was about to finish, as Discord says, "Man, this ain't no goddamn fun.", succeeding in making the mouth part.

"I'm proud, girls. I did good.", Discord says as he held his finished messed-up pumpkin, causing Poppy, Cupid, Briar and Madeline to laugh their heads off. "Why are you laughing?"

Poppy said between laughs about the pumpkin he made, "It looks kinda like shit, I think.", before Cupid comments humorously on it, the girls still laughing.

"Yeah, yeah?! You're laughing?", Discord said as he was about to destroy his finished pumpkin.

Poppy tries to prevent this, saying, "Stop, don't do it. I promise, I won't- Love it. I love it! I LOVE IT!", as she struggles to stop Discord from destroying the pumpkin, which he only destroys the face of it. "Alright, Discord!"

Looking at the aftermath of the wrecked pumpkin face, Poppy sighs, "Hex!", as Discord was yelling a bit.

"It doesn't have a face!", Briar, Madeline and Cupid said, as Poppy puts the wrecked pumpkin on the table.

Poppy says, "We can fix it, maybe."

"I'll fix it.", Discord answers, as Poppy looks in the pumpkin as Discord says, "I'll fix it."

Suddenly, Poppy was startled as she saw Discord pull out a powered drill, as she says, "WHOA! What the hex?!", while Discord drilled various parts on the back on the pumpkin, making another face on the pumpkin, but with drill holes on it.

"A fucking mouth! You happy?!", Discord says, as he threw the drill away. "I'm happy."

Poppy then sees the second face again, before being startled again by Discord as he pulls out and uses a small axe to destroy it.

"I'm hap- Motherfucker! ...I'm happy!", Discord said as he destroys the pumpkin.

Poppy once again looks at the mess Discord made with the destroyed pumpkin, groaning, "Riddle-culous.", before startled for one last time with Briar, Madeline and Cupid looking, as Discord has tipped over the Castleteria table, sending pumpkin pieces, big and small, flying.

"Fuck that pumpkin. Go get another one.", Discord says calmly, as he sat down in another table as the girls look at this aftermath.

Poppy then argues, "No, I'm not getting another pumpkin."

"I wanna do it then-", Discord says to her, before Poppy throws the wrecked piece of pumpkin on the ground, near Discord. He picks it up and says, "And that's how you get to carve a pumpkin."

Discord was tearing the piece of pumpkin that was thrown by Poppy, saying, "I don't wanna do shit in the goddamn school, you don't do that goddamn thing.", throwing it near Poppy, causing her to slip, making Cupid, Briar and Madeline worry.

"Fairy hex!", Poppy says as she was trying to get up from her slipping.

Discord then says, "Now there's a goddamn mess you've got to clean.", as Poppy was still trying to get up.

"I can't get up, it's all slippery everywhere!", Poppy says as she kept trying to get up. "Help me up, girls.", she says as Discord watches, sighing while feeling a little bad for her. "Fairy hex, my head's on a pumpkin, now this is fairy-shit!", she says as she slipped, with several pieces of pumpkin everywhere from the mess. "Let's get out of here.", she says as she notices a piece of the pumpkin on her head.

Discord then greeted her lastly, "There you go, now, Happy Halloween.", as the girls leave the Castleteria for the day.