A Slam Dunk ficcie! My first! ^^
First of all I shall give you all what you've been waiting for!!! +brandishes a marker and a white board+ the disclaimer!!! ^^
Disclaimer: I do not own Slam Dunk.. I don't even own a single VCD of it.. I'm writing a disclaimer of it.. Besides.. I wouldn't be writing this if I DID own it would I? I'd prolly be parading it around yelling about my ultra drool worthy set of characters! ^-^;; Ehehe.. Anyways, on with the story!!!!!
Prologue: Great job, dunderhead!
"I'm late, I'm late, I'M LATE!!!!!!!" I yelled as I rushed through the really long patch of yucky brown ground to reach the front of the building. This was not a good way to start off my day. Oh well, at least there aren't any people. The perks of being late…
Okay, you can stop running now, you're late anyway and being just a little bit later won't affect your grade, since you're basically late anyway. That's right keep talking to yourself like a deranged idiot, Saisho, keep talking. Besides, it isn't as if you're in the Amazing Race or something, it doesn't affect what time you leave for school.
Ooh… I'm now nearing my assigned torture chamber! Ok, step inside, maybe the sensei will forgive you and stuff, just flash your pearly whites and you're all set.
Alright I've now opened the door, pearly whites and all. Whoosh… okay, what is that sound? +whooshhhh+ It sounds like… silence
Right, opening your eyes would probably help you in seeing stuff you want to see, Saisho…
What? Nooooooooo! You're not supposed to show up THIS early in the school year!!!
Aw, how can you NOT miss your conscience, Saisho? I'm practically the ONLY person you talk to! If I could beam with my intangibility and all, I would!
Oh, just shut up… Hey, wait… d'you know why there aren't any people in class?
I'm going to shrug and let you do the thinking, honestly! I didn't think you were this dumb, Saisho!
Ah, shut thy mouth!
Consciences, BAH! Anyways, here I am standing at the gateway to the chamber of migraines and what do I see? Nothing! Make that no one! People are SUPPOSED to show up for school! That's what a school is for, an institution for learning! Where PEOPLE interact and… LEARN! Dargnabit, even teachers don't bother showing up to school, now? Stupid!
Suddenly there's this little bit of sound in the hallway and I, being the curious, mystery loving, thrill seeking… Oh fine, nosy little ol' me went and checked the thing out, and found… Nada, zero, zilch, absolutely nothing.
"What're you doing here?" a weird, almost disembodied voice asked. Me, being the coward that I am, shrieked before I turned thinking, I don't wanna die.. don't kill me yet and all that bunk. Thankfully, it was just the janitor. Heh. A janitor, that's probably what I'll become when I grow up. For as my father once said
"Juvenile delinquents NEVER succeed in life, so they grow up to be janitors!"
Oh, yeah, great saying dad, I can just see it now, me and this cadaverous janitor working side by side, arguing whether this type of wax is better than the other, blowing a mist of our gaseous excretion on mirrors to give 'em that extra sparkle. What a dreamy life… NOT.
Of course juvenile delinquents don't grow into sparkly business suit type people either! We are the new hope for logic, the science of reason! We are Aristotle, Plato and Socrates reborn! We are their spawn, the children of Philosophy, the path makers of new discoveries and smart aleck sayings. We are the JD's of the WORLD! We…
"Like I said kid, while you were rambling on about plates and stuff, there ain't no school today, it's Saturday…"
I blinked once. Twice. Thrice. "Oh, Saturday? Right… must be my mistake then… I kinda forgot to set my calendar and all so, that's why I'm here and I really should buy a new clock, don't you think? It gives me the wrong date! Heh heh! Well.. I'll be going home now…" Great job, Saisho, great job…
A/N:
So? What'd you all think? I just wrote and posted this on impulse.. hee! If you think it sucks straight to hell, then tell me! Any review would be good! Flame or not..
Besides, if it's a flame, I'll just put on my Red Ring! W/ Fireproof equipped! Okay, if you've played FF10 or any of the Final Fantasy series, you'd get it. ^^;
Anyways, I'm still gonna change it, so, any review you give now would be most appreciated. You got any sarcastic and slapstick jokes? Then by all means donate them to this poor apprentice author! ^-^
Oh, and sorry about the lack of italics in the previous one. Hee!
Well, that's it! Hugs and Kisses! Ja matta ne!