Wolfmanstein was a quite man who commonly did not want wor, but wor wanted him so for it it was too fuck. He rose up one day, shwoedrd and stlone, and he says "I AM WOLDENSMANSEN AND I WILL DEFAT THE EGEERMANS ONE MORE TIME IN MY LIFE IF IT KILLS ME BEFORE IT KILLS ME" and he off. He run trhough bushes and bushes and stairs bro unti;l reaching a house where only men are allowed that are homosexual. He goes inside where he greeted by none other than, the notorius, the nosmtnmmksd, Gilbat Fotggfired. Gilbrert Gottfried says to Wolfenap, "WOLFENNAP DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE RAPED IN THE ASS BY A CHAINSAW? WELL, IT"S FUCKING GREAT AND I ENJOY IT ALL THE TIME." Wolfensteen say "I know you do, but that is because, lindsey, your stupid. I want yout to know that when yehe world ends we weill nto come and get you and put your on our ship to repopulate the planet, becaus eyou are a person that nobody likes and the only time we want you to be there is so you can clean the shit out of the shitboxes every saturday after the thanksgiving festival. Gilbat give a sad lok. He say "" and "oh, if you dislike me why not just chop off my dick". So wolfenigger get down on his nees and begin blowing him. He begin cutting off his cpenis with his vagena teeth and suck thee blood up with his tongue, then he chews and swallows the pfensi and poops it out into gaben's mouth who has walked in the wroom. Gaben walk in. "Does you guys see my mouth anywhere?" he asked, and his mouth is found out eating shit of wolfenambre. Gaben stonished and yells! Oh "dear god, what has I done!". He get down to pick up mouth. Just then, Gonzolo walk in from outside with trip and they make a cameo ippirince in the fanctionsf. "Gaben! Stop consuming my poopie" say Wolfenap and wolfram alpha go and smack Gaben's bitch up with the side of his penis. They alls tary blowing eachj other and sex happens, when out of nowhere, gaben cums hats. The hats fill the room. Hat cum fills up the cieleing and them go flowing out into streets of nezo germiny and hermoine from haary butthole na d ron weezjkmn says "oh my god he is wolfenstnap and he is my her" thenj the gibfred evolved into a rijgn and goes crazy and begins destroying toen whan out of nowhere stebe jovs who is dead coems and goes "i'm dead". Riggin thins keep destroying townd and then hermoine shtis out everywhere hot cum and poop and semen and then the building explodes and peoople die and it's not good. "Holy dick" Wolf says and then double fists hermoine and rawn paul and then jon and all live happily in a beautiful place out in the country forever in ever unitl the end of
The end of
until chapter two of course where I go into depths about hermoens sexuality which will be great