The Radiant Zero
Chapter 1.
"Next up in the Super Smash Bros. 2016 Championship is Ike VS Falco! Ike is on a lousy 0 points! While Falco is steaming ahead of the group with 6 points!"
"..." What am I doing, I'm better than this... Ike slams his Ragnell into the ground. "Prepare yourself!" Shouts Ike. "Piz' of cake.." Says Falco, while kicking his Reflector about.
"Ready? GO!"
Ike charges in with a dash attack. Falco shields it, grabs Ike, downthrows and follows up with a back air. "Damn it!" Ike runs in for a grab but Falco dodges it and counters with an up smash. "AGHH!" The Fire Emblem crew look on from the crowd, displeased. "I will not lose!" I can't lose any more than I have!" Shouts Ike, while he adjusts himself. "You can't possibly win, just from these few minutes alone, I can tell that you've lost your way." Said Falco. "Forfeit, my nigga. Or catch these hands, or wings." "No! I will win every game from now on! Aether!" Shouts Ike. "Fine with me." Falco Phantasm's into Ike and chops him into the air. Ike falls to the ground. "See how you like this, 'Radiant Hero'". Falco charges a forward smash and hits Ike with a devastating blow. "UWAH-"SMASH! "That's 1 stock! Falco is still sitting at a perfect 0%! This is looking bad for the Radiant Hero!" Marth covers his face with his hand. "Deary me..." "Maybe you shoud think about what I said a little more, Ike. This game was over before it even began!" Said Falco. "No.. you're wrong... I can still do thi-"TIME! "You kept talking too much and the timer ran out, this rounds winner is Falco!" "Heh, never even realised we ran down the timer so hard, well see you later 'Radiant Hero'". Said Falco, as he walked off the stage. "N-No.." said Ike, as he fell onto his knees. "I AM THE RADIANT HERO!"
After the fight, the Fire Emblem crew, Marth, Lucina, Roy, Corrin and Robin approach Ike. Ike, can we talk?" said Marth. "I don't need your sympathy, I'm fine." "Er, no, it's.. not that. We're kicking you out of the Fire Emblem squad." "W-WHAT!? BUT I'M A FIRE EMBLEM CHARACTER! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!" Screamed Ike. "Not any more, we asked Soccer Guy if it was okay if we could make you into your own franchise instead, so now you simply represent Ike." Marth passes Ike an image of an altered Fire Emblem Smash icon with the Ragnell replacing the Falchion. "THIS CAN'T BE! HOW COULD YOU GUYS DO THIS?" Lucina sighs. "We had no choice, you're making us all look bad." Said Lucina. "You've been getting your ass beat daily and we all look like shitters because of it." Said Roy, taking over Lucina's sentence." "Time to tip the scales!" said Robin. "I-I can't believe it.." Ike says falling to his knees. Ike immediately stands back up. "THAT'S FINE. TEAM IKE WILL CRUSH TEAM FIRE EMBLEM! I WAS TOO GOOD FOR YOU ALL ANY WAY! YEAH I'LL TAKE OVER SMASH BY MYSELF!" "What? We were never going to-" "AND I'LL MAKE ZELDA MY GIRLFRIEND! YEAH, YOU'LL BE KISSING MY FEET SOON JUST WATCH!" Ike storms off and changes his normal colouration to the black alt. "Well, we got rid of him at least." Says Marth while chuckling.