AU Log: AU # 2111518
AU 2111518, or AU Baker, is the AU and all AUs in which I visit, which is annoying as hell. I don't care about sounding like an actual scientist or document maker or anything. Anyway, This is the AU where you would probably find me. It seems like most of the Undertale canon has stayed intact, minus me, of course. Now that I think about it, It would probably be more useful to most people to give a formal introduction instead of just explaining my role in all the Aus.
My name is Baker. Baker the Skeleton, Independent scientist and… Archiver? I have no idea, but I write documents on the Aus that I visit, so if you have a word for a man that goes to different places and describes how its like there, shoot me a line. I don't exist out of the timelines, I can just travel between them, kind of like Sans with his "Shortcuts". I never really had any problems with my world. I mean, it's practically the same as my old one, which seemed to be a copy of this one. Know what, that's a bit confusing. I guess this is just a recreation of my world? I don't know, some of this AU stuff gets into your head and you lose it trying to reason your own world. Anyways, where was I?
I might as well tell you about my current research. You see, I think that humans have a GOOD side and a BAD side, now if I can just find that bloody table… Lets see.
(Baker tosses multiple objects out of his seemingly bottomless jacket pockets. Eventually, you see him pull out a folded sheet of paper)
AH! Bingo! Or at least, this should be it. This was the last thing in there. Now, hold on.
(Baker quickly unfolds the paper, making it quadruple its original size. He lays it on the table in front of you.)
(It's covered in muddy paw prints.)
Wait what? Oh, bloody hell. That stupid thing. Know what? I'm pretty sure you are sick of reading this thing. Go on, I won't stop you. I'm a piece of paper. This is also my first report, so it's also long winded and weak as well, so, ya. This is Baker the Skeleton, singing off of AU Log 2111518.
(You have no idea why all the actions were added to the paper.)