Harry Wants To Kill the Dog
Next Door
A/N: This is in Harry's point of view. You should read this while listening
to "Kill the Dog Next Door", this might help you to read this in a
funnier way, also it might make a little more sense. DRACO FANS DO NOT READ! During the "He put a ribbon on it's head to make it cute. *More weird music* But it
still looked like a chihuahua! He had me over, to watch it sit and beg, it
bit my knee, and made love to my leg! Now it barks all the night
and all of the day."part, imagine Ron and Hermione say ing "Chihuahua" over and over with about 3 and a half seconds inbetween.
*Wierd Music Plays*
I once was a happy man of sound and stable mind...
Then Draco bought a dooog.
He put a ribbon on it's head to make it cute. *More weird music* But it
still looked like a chihuahua! He had me over, to watch it sit and beg, it
bit my knee, and made love to my leg! Now it barks all the night
and all of the day.
Whenever it's not peeing on my laaaawwwn!
I didn't get to sleep last night 'till very late. Stupid dog barked and
grrrrheeerrrrrrred. I got up late for work and ran to catch the bus.
But I slipped on a tuuurrrhhuuuuurrrd.
I was certain, it wasn't one of mine, that... that dog had crossed over
the line. I wanted to exterminate, it and all it's kind, from my lovely
little suhubuuurrrbbbb.
I'm gonna kill the dog next door, ain't gonna bark anymore, 'cause this is judgement day and the little runt has gotta pay, no more turds on my lawn, the stupid mutt will soon be gone. Gonna k-k-k-k-k-k-k-kill that dog!
I see the little monster in my garden, so I grab an ax and off I gooo. And I try my best to get it, all I do is sever my big toooooe! Draco comes outside to call me, he says his dog and me should just be friiiiieeends, he puts his little pet in my 'forgiving' haaaands. Then, it starts to bite, so I strangle it with all my might! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! OOOOOOOhhhhhhh!
I'm gonna kill the dog next door, ain't gonna bark anymore, 'cause this is judgement day and the little runt has gotta pay, no more turds on my lawn, the stupid mutt will soon be gone. Gonna k-k-k-k-k-k-k-kill that dog!
Now the stupid mutt's in doggie heaven, I strangled it to death and now I'm freeeeeeee, but my problem ain't quite over, Draco called the cops on meeee.
I end up at the police station, where I am told that I must paaaaaaay!
A 300 dollar fine!
Wow! What, a-good value! I think I'll kill Draco too! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! OOOOOOOhhhhhhh!
I'm gonna kill the guy next door (kill the guy next door) Won't call the cops anymore I never liked him anyway 300 isn't much to pay There are turds on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) They must be his, his dog is gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill that guy!