I do NOT own Gundam Wing, The Wizard of Oz, or the people in this story besides Sapphire Skye. I also do not own Sanny, as I have so lovingly nicknamed my sanity. He has now left me and is sitting on a beach in Jamaica with my common sense drinking margaritas until dawn.

Sapphire clicked off the TV as the movie ended.

Wufei: Why did we watch the Wizard of Oz?

Sapphire: Because I wanted to!

Duo: How come they spent all that time trying to reach Oz, and we're trying to destroy it?

Everyone: *looks around, thinking*

Heero: Because that's a movie, and this is real life (hehe), you brainless baka.

Duo: Fine, fine.

Sapphire: Well, I'm pretty tired, I'm going to head off to bed, you guys.

Sapphire walks to her room and goes to sleep. She starts to dream.

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Yes, I know, tis a very short chapter. But I don't want any of the story in the chapter called INTRODUCTION! That would defeat the purpose of INTRODUCTION! Anyways, please R&R and read more and R&R more, and then read again and R&R again. Or if you'd like, you can just read it once. This seems to be more popular. ANYWAYS! Please review or…or…or I'll…hmm…Or I will send Chibi-Quatre after you! *Scratches head* I need some big ferocious beast to send after you non-reviewers. *Whistles and a huge muscular man walks up* This is Hans. If I don't get reviews…we will send Hans. You do not want us to send Hans. *Walks off, while Hans cracks his knuckles*