Disclaimer- I do not own Warriors, Disney, kitty litter :P or anything else mentioned except the story and my Riverbreeze character.
Riverbreeze-Hello, and welcome to Truth or Dare! Here you can torture your most hated cats by making them do stupid stuff.
Berrynose- Huh? *is too stupid to understand*
Riverbreeze- You are hopeless. *Kicks Berrystupytail flat on his nose* Now Spiderleg, hold up the form.
Spiderleg- What's a form? And how do I hold it?
Riverbreeze- Oh never mind. I'll take it myself. For each dare, include-
Cat's Name
Dare
Punishment if they don't do the dare
Other (like, he can't know it's a dare, or someone else can't know, ect.)
Riverbreeze: For this chapter, I've thought up some dares of my own. Ashfur, come here!
Ashfur- Aren't I dead?! Why am I here?
Riverbreeze- Because I hate you, and brought you back to mess with your evil mind. Bwahahaha!
Ashfur- Oh no…
Riverbreeze- Oh yes! You have to dress like a doll and stand in the "It's a small world" ride at Disney and sing while jerking your arms like a doll. If you don't, you have to ride the Rock n'roller Coaster five times with Sqirrelflight.
Ashfur- ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!
Riverbreeze- Good. *push green button that randomly appeared next to her*
Ashfur- *is dressed in a dress and frilly bonnet* oh great…
Riverbreeze-*presses button to transport them all to Orlando*
Ashfur- *jerks his arms like a doll* It's a world of laughter a world of tears. It's a world of-
Hollyleaf- IT'S AGAINS THECCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lionblaze- Stop it because I'm right and your wrong and I'm so great!
StarClan- AHHGGG! *Leap on Ashfur, clawing up his clothes, fur, blood and guts flying everywhere-*
Riverbreeze- The next 24 hours of Ashfur getting shredded are censored by the Keep the Ratings Low Committee. So please enjoy commercials!
Berrynose and Spiderleg stand in from of a litter box.
Berrynose- Are you tired of using the dirtplace?
Spiderleg-YEAH!
Berrynose- Then come and get your scented kitty litter! Better then the dirtplace any day!
Spiderleg- YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
*followed by 23 hours and 55 minutes of singing kit choruses*
Riverbreeze- Okay, that mess is finished- but cats have been banned from Disney now. Oh well.. Sol, come here!
Sol- But I want to go and predict the vanishing sun! WHAAAA!
Riverbreeze- This dare is from my sister, Yellowstripe. She says- I dare Sol to run around the lake in a pink baby bonnet wailing, "The sun will vanish! The sun will vanish!"
Sol- *is petrified*
Riverbreeze- And I've thought of a punishment.. If you don't do this you have to go up to Hollyleaf and tell her the warrior code is a useless piece of junk
Sol- DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME!?
Riverbreeze- YES!
Sol- But I predicted the vanishing sun! I'm so great!
Riverbreeze- Blah blah, I don't hear a thing.
Sol- *puts on baby bonnet* THE SUN WILL VANISH! THE SUN WILL VANISH!
Jayfeather- Wha- oh Sol! We love you!
Lionblaze- COME BACK AND MENTOR US!
Sol- Oh the sun will vanish today!
All the Clans- *wait for the sun to vanish*
Sun- *keeps on shining*
All the Clans- You stupid *censored* liar!!
Riverbreeze- This is gonna be fun.. *pops popcorn*
Sol- AGG!
Hollyleaf- * catches Sol and kills him*
Tawnypelt- *bakes Sol in a pie*
Blackstar- MMM, Sol is tasty! *eats him up*
Riverbreeze- Well, that's all for today folks! Send in your dares!