I used to watch dub. Used to. Now, I dislike it. A lot. I watch the sub, because I cannot stand his catchphrase. I cannot.

Any damn way, enjoi.

Characters © Kishimoto

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Oh, what a fi-.

Screw it. I've started with this entry about eighty times.

Konoha was having the WORST day ever. Bulls were running across the streets, Tsunade was stoned, (1) and all around, it sucked.

Okay, I lied. Let's get to the main plot.

"Naruto, can you hand me that box of kunais?" Kakashi said.

"Yeah Kakashi-Sensei, Believe it!" He stared at his student.

"Okay…Naruto's getting a Death Note…"

"Hey Naruto, you suck." Mr. Emo face said.

"No I don't Sasuke, Believe it!" He twitched.

"Yeaaaah…I'm just gonna go over here…and plot." Sakura stared at her crush with a raised eyebrow.

"Sakura-chan! Will you go out on a date with me, believe it?"

"No Naruto, and that retarded catchphrase doesn't help."

"Well that sucks, believe it…"

"Oh my god will you shut up!" A passing by Ino said.

"You shut up Lame Ino, believe it!" Kakashi was getting irritated.

"Hey Naruto, go five seconds without saying 'Believe it'."

"Okay Sensei, believe it!"

"You can't even go five seconds?! God, you have something wrong with you." Sakura tapped her foot.

"That's not very nice sensei, I mean, sure his ass-tardish catchphrase is annoying as hell."

"Weren't you going to say 'but' after that?" Sasuke asked.

"No, that basically it. It's annoying, he's annoying, tomato tamata." She shrugged.

"Well, since we all know Naruto's an ass-tard-."

"No I'm not!" They gasped.

"HE DIDN'T SAY IT!" Kakashi feel to his knees.

"LORD BE PRAISED!" Sasuke could've sworn he heard angels.

"Uhm…'da hell, believe it?" Their happiness was short-lived, which is what triggered Sasuke's WRATH. RAWR.

"ALRIGHT, NUMBER ONE, WE ARE NOT DOING DUB ANYMORE! YOU HEAR US DUB FANS, (if any) YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR LAZY ASSES OVER TEN FEET TO YOUR COMPUTER, AND WATCH THE FUCKING SUB!" Sasuke shouted in a fit of rage. (Whoa, he's only emo 99 percent of the time!)

"NUMBER TWO, NARUTO; YOU WILL START SAYING 'DATTEBAYO' LIKE A GOOD BOY! AND NUMBER THREE…" He paused.

"You'll buy us all ice-cream on Sundays. Whoo!" They all ran off happily in the other direction.

"But…that perverted hermit stole all my monies…'tebayo…" Kakashi went back into the screen. There's a screen? Awesome!

"Naruto..." He lifted up his sharingan eye.

"YOU LIKE ICE CREAM. YOU LAV IT. YOU WILL BUY US ICE CREAM." Kakashi said, somehow hypnotizing him with his sharingan. (2) I don't get it either; apparently his can do that. Which is totally awesome, if I do say so myself.

"I shall buy you ice cream…" He said, hypnotized.

And so, for every Sunday for thirty years, he bought them Ice Cream.

Until they died of AIDS thirty one years later.

Because everybody has Aids, Aids, Aids, Aids!

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(1) I like Tsunade. It's just, she's drinkin' Sake all the time…It's basically the same with her and me as with me and Sasuke. I like them; I just enjoy calling them something.

(2) He is saying it in a German accent. So that's why it says LAV instead of love.

Anyway, R&R flame me, I don't care.